The Real Housewives of Melbourne (9 Viewers)

Just started watching this. Gina really is the bee's knees. Can't stand Jackie, she's the typical loud idiot who has the least to brag about. LOVE LOVE LOVE Janet, she's a cutie. Lydia's confidence seems fake because she seems a bit moronic.
 
"Facking eediot"
"Go combust in a corner. No interest" (using that on the kids next year!)

:D Gina truly is the real deal.
 
Make sure you are all giving her votes in the QOL thread!
 
She was nominated? I completely glossed, powdered and re-powdered over her then. I like her being a cult fave anyway.
 
Lydia used my username slang in the final reunion episode lol!
 
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Lydia used my username slang in the final reunion episode lol!
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The QOL thread is very close apparently - come on Melbourne fans - vote. SorB, you should change your votes. You would if you dealt in FACT.
 
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This really is my favourite line of the year. I plan to spend 2015 as unphased and unbothered as Gina, whilst obviously only dealing in FACT, darling.
 
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Ugh, Jackie is back.

Gamble and Pettifleur? Those aren't names!
 
Pettifleur looks FABULOUS. I wonder if she and Gina will get on?

Janet looks like she's had some work done in those shots :disco:

I am hoping this starts on ITVbe soon after it does down under?

Speaking of ITVbe, I NEED season 2 of MOB WIVES to start immediately.
 
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Queen Gina is now following me on twitter too, and REPLIED :D

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/JamesyAaron85">@JamesyAaron85</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ITVBe">@ITVBe</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/MobWives">@MobWives</a> Hey not sure about dates for season 2 in the UK xx</p>&mdash; Gina Liano (@Gina_Liano) <a href="https://twitter.com/Gina_Liano/status/549919244566016001">December 30, 2014</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

This moment almost beats Geru tweeting me agreeing that she sounds like DB Boulevard
 
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Indeed. And to be honest, from episode 1 I also thought to myself that Lydia somewhat had the mentality of a whore, so I was really happy that Gina said it out loud.
 
KindaCool said:
Indeed. And to be honest, from episode 1 I also thought to myself that Lydia somewhat had the mentality of a whore, so I was really happy that Gina said it out loud.
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I agree, but when she's on her own patronizing everyone who isn't a millionaire it's almost sweet.
 
The Chesire lot start TONIGHT :disco: It's going to be like a real-life Footballers Wives. I hope there's a Tanya Turner equivalent. :disco:
 
I SHALL BE WATCHING :disco:

SorB you slut, are you IN?
 
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Oh sure. I'm ready to deal in more facts and women who look like seasoned drag queens, but I'm not holding my breath.

I've got the Melbourne reunion episodes downloaded, but yet to watch them. Seen about 30 seconds of each to check the quality - it looks pretty relentless to say the loiste.
 
The reunion gets vicious. Gina gets caught out a couple of times but still holds her own by inventing new facts as needed :disco:
 
Apparently Andrea faced a huge backlash down under for being such a monster. Her excuse for not coming back was that her wardrobe was t big enough to have a different outfit every scene :D
 
I'm just catching up on Season 1 of Melbourne (AKA 'Byoodiful'). Absolutely loving it. Andrea is the epitome of Resting Bitch Face, when the Botox hasn't taken. Gina and Janet are my favourites, clueless Chyka and 'shine shine shine' Jackie not far behind. Whoever compared Jacks to Celine and her crazy faces was spot in. Half expect her to start talking into her shoe in the reunion special.

I *heart* the constant referral to "slang for external female genetalia".
 
I have a feeling Mugali is going to be the Gina of this series. Just not nearly as :disco:
 
Andrea's opening line is the worst. "Never come between a woman and her plastic surgeon". Just stupid.
 
Referring to her new soap range...

"Oh I dunno, maybe Lydia can wash her vagina with it".

Gina :disco:

EDIT: sorry Jiva, hadn't seen you mention that already. Everything about the 'business meeting' was great. Gina running to leave ahead of Andrea and the subsequent shout down was fabulous. "you need to lower your testosterone"
 
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Hmmm Jury is out on Cheshire. I'll give episode 2 a go.
 
I think Ampika is my favourite from the Cheshire lot. Kicking them all out her house because they were boring her with husband and baby talk :D
 
The Cheshire drama was ridiculous.

She wanted free tickets!
Oh my God!
Well she's not coming.
If she doesn't want me there, I'm not going!
.....
Mugali, you're welcome to come.
Okay!

Not exactly Teresa flipping a table, was it?
 
Episode two was better, Ampika is one mess

Chucking them out the house, then coming back, pissed as a fart to blurt out she's a MISTRESS
 
The mistress revelation was fabulous. I hope they keep up the pace.
 
Dawn and her managing of her daughters girl group is quite hilarious too, it's like an Office type sketch
 
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