The Real Housewives of Melbourne (11 Viewers)

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ITVbe really need to fucking announce season 2 of Melbourne PRONTO

I quite like Lydia. She's an Interiahh Designahh you know she has real modern taste.
 
Doodvid said:
Lydia: He was alive and then died in my arms.
Gina: (nonchalantly) Oh dear.

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:D

Gina really doesn't give a fuck this season, even less than last time. :disco:

This Gamble and Janet nonsense needs to stop next week, it's dominating the whole season and there isn't long left.
 
jivafox said:
This Gamble and Janet nonsense needs to stop next week, it's dominating the whole season and there isn't long left.
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Oh for sure. Although the preview for next week, with Janet being dragged back to the part by Gamble outside what looks like a packed fast food joint, is essential.

Exactly what purpose does Pettifleur serve? I can't see her lasting another season.
 
*ahem* :eyes:

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"She's bit of a pokerface; now I don't know if that's a cosmetic procedure that's caused that or whether that's a natural talent" :D
 
Gamble's sister is TRAAAAGIC. And so is that hag/Cher-looking Lisa woman.
 
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Ratings for the Cheshire series, minus the series finale. Started off really well, but I don't think those figures are too bad for ITVbe?

TOWIE is getting about 0.9m each episode for Series 14

1
12 January 2015 "Welcome to Cheshire" 1,110,000

2
19 January 2015 "This is Ladies Night" 620,000

3
26 January 2015 "The Girl Who Got it All" 688,000

4
2 February 2015 "Dressed for Success" 609,000

5
9 February 2015 "Spa-ing Partners" 722,000

6
16 February 2015 "Going Quackers" 711,000

7
23 February 2015 "Big Night Out" 519.000

8
2 March 2015 "Happy Birthday Sweetie" 667.000

9
9 March 2015 "Lady Luck" 714.000
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The finale could have paid so much more attention to the awkward brilliance of the dinner party, as much fun as it was, and a proper reunion would have been unmissable frankly.
 
They didn't have a reunion for the second season of The Real Housewives of Vancouver either. I was very disappointed.

Jivafox is right. No reunion means it isn't a proper Real Housewives. It's ALL about the reunion.
 
I ended up liking or enjoying all of them, except you know who. My rank:

Magali - "when you cross me... you better don't cross me"
Lauren - vapid and vile, I wouldn't want her oblivious behavior any other way.
Dawn - Tanya Turner lives. Needs help matching a lighter lip-liner to her lipstick. The close up of her HHD brows as she demanded not to be given the natural look was something else.
Tanya - gremlin in a push up bra, easily the one you'd be able to be friends with beyond a small doses capacity.
Ampika - face dunks into a basin of olive oil when she fancies the matte look, losing her patience with Leanne was a highlight.



Leanne - the stripper who gets touchy. Always noticeable when she's been prompted to say something.
 
I'd forgotten how Chyka's son is called BJ.

Without the poisonous witch Andrea this season, it's great to see Gina's mischievous side come to the fore.
 
Doodvid said:
I'd forgotten how Chyka's son is called BJ.

Without the poisonous witch Andrea this season, it's great to see Gina's mischievous side come to the fore.
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Gina winding up Pettifleur was great.
"I do notice people talk over you a lot"
"They do and I need to -"
"You need to just SPEAK" :D

I wonder what Pettifleur says next week to get the "you can bang RIGHT OFF" :disco:
 
I've noticed she's always in the ladies "powdering her nose" at key moments too. I'll refrain from making any further comment about that point in case I end up being cc-ed in a threatening legal email.
 
jivafox said:
Gina winding up Pettifleur was great.
"I do notice people talk over you a lot"
"They do and I need to -"
"You need to just SPEAK" :D
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Oh, that was brilliant. All done with a knowing glint in her eye aswell. Poor dumb Pettifleur and her accent doesn't stand a chance.
 
"That's not really a fenimist title"

"The resteraunt was on the seventy oneth floor"

:D
 
I CANNOT wait for next episode. The highlight of the season looks like it's gonna be Gina's "FECK. OFF" :D
 
"I think your demons possess you"

"You just need a bloody good root!"

You're right - next week looks amazing. FINALLY it's all kicking off and it isn't the boring Janet/Gamble shit. Oh and I really like Gamble now. She's very self aware and self deprecating.
 
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Yeah Gamble is great. Pettifleur has been the big disappointment. Even Janet and Lydia don't want to recruit her even though she's against Gina.

I reckon a producer gave Jackie a nudge to wade into the drama at dinner next week. She's been quite placid so far.

And "I think your demons possess you" is SUCH a line! Gina never fails does she.
 
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STILL no word of the UK airing. I have tweeted itvBE and EVERYTHING :angry:

At least MOB WIVES is back this week
 
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Halli and me could truly be trash tv cousins.

Gina running rings around Pettifleur is a sight to behold.
 
Which season of Mob Wives has ITVBe got up to?

Season 5 has just finished in the US and it was a fucking MESS :D
 
Jivapool Street said:
Which season of Mob Wives has ITVBe got up to?

Season 5 has just finished in the US and it was a fucking MESS :D
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Season 2 is only just starting now!

The end of Season 1 was just amazing - that fight!

It's obviously all about RENEE
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- yes that's blood :D
 
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Big Ang was introduced tonight. I love how she is subtitled :D
 
That'll explain why it wasn't listed on on demand. I know her from Wendy Williams, I can't even begin to imagine her on her worst behaviour.
 
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