The Real Housewives of Melbourne (4 Viewers)

You should watch season 3 of The Real Housewives of New York ameraal
 
YES. Season 3 of RHONY is the pinnacle of all the housewives seasons, the absolute best. It has everything.

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"I'm curious about Pettifleur's book, because really all she's got is a paragraph. I've posted things on Facebook that are longer than that" :D
 
I love Gamble.

"There's a point with plastic surgery, I mean, you don't want to look like you've been sucking cock all night."
 
Halli said:
Oooh I just realised, Sundays is new Mob Wives :disco:
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Am I right that we get two episodes per week on separate days? The upload dates on On Demand are 3-4 days apart. If so, this would indicate them speeding through to catch up. Itvbe is basically treating the British public like a synthetic tennis court with these unthinkable Melbourne season 2 delays.
 
The only bitch I want switched is Pettifleur...for Andrea. Come back you passive aggressive old snob with RBF - all is truly forgiven.
 
straightorbroken said:
Am I right that we get two episodes per week on separate days? The upload dates on On Demand are 3-4 days apart. If so, this would indicate them speeding through to catch up. Itvbe is basically treating the British public like a synthetic tennis court with these unthinkable Melbourne season 2 delays.
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Yes - it's in the same slot as TOWIE - Sundays and Wednesdays at 10pm. When TOWIE goes off, MOB Wives is on.
 
They really need to up the ante with Cheshire. Although that last episode was great
 
It'll be the same six women too. I can't wait to see the dynamic between Dawn and Lauren :D
 
So Doodvid is so kindly sending me the Melbourne S2 episodes, as I am thinking that ITVbe might actually not buy them. If I gave a shit about the moopyrate business Doodvid would be getting a 10!

Anyway, I have watched the first episode, and my thoughts are: Chyka! Who I love anyway is just so cute and looks even more like a cross between a power lesbian, and a hamster!

Gamble is quite CLINICALLY INSANE, surely? I quite like that she sticks up for Gina though.

Also, Lydia is looking HOT! I always did like her. She's gorgeous looking I think, she might not be the most clever but then WHO IS.

God bless JANET and her fire burnt son:( Janet is getting a bit too big for her boots though. At least Gamble noticed how horrible they all were to Queen Gina.

Am I on the right path? No comment on Petit-pois or whatever its called yet. Episode 2 comments coming soon, actually can't remember if I have watched ep 2 but ep 2/3 comments coming imminently
 
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and I have a live (S2 UK) Mob Wives tomorrow too? I can't cope *dies in the Staten Island Estuary*
 
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Jackie and her amazing psychic predictions about benign lumps shockingly absent from your write up Halli. Apparently she and Chyka have become best mates off camera - I'm sure there's a bit of swinging going on there but who wouldn't be tempted by hot daddy-bear Bruce?
 
Yaaaassss Halli get on the Melbourne train :disco:

Janet is an absolute bitch this season. Obviously wanting to stay relevant by riling up Gina. Because what else would her storyline be (apart from the Gamble rumours)? TEA?!
 
Janet really has turned into such a bitch, hasn't she :D Her imitating Gamble swinging her arm in the air has to be one of the best moments so far
 
Looks like Melbourne is doing the business in the US

In the United States, the series premiered on Bravo on 3 August 2014,[35] and season two returned on 5 March 2015.[36] However, unlike season one which aired during daytime on a Sunday, season two aired during primetime - the first of the international Real Housewives franchise to do so
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This Gamble/Janet 'sex party' and stripper thing is HILARIOUS! :D

and If I hear 'Switch the Bitch' from Petite-poi or whatever its called ONE MORE TIME :grr:
 
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it's about many bitches. there's this bitch and that bitch. she should've switched the bitch. power is a woman what had. bitch switch power how learn. my name is pettifleur and i want to look at my landing strip cause i like to go commando and i've worked very very very very hard to get where i am and i am not srilankan but in order of prestige: swiss, dutch, portuguese and sinhalese.

kill it with fire.
 
'Well let me tell you about the heroin addict that told me you fuck for heroin!'

This is too much :D
 
Halli said:
and If I hear 'Switch the Bitch' from Petite-poi or whatever its called ONE MORE TIME :grr:
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oh just WAIT :gross:

My favourite thing about this season is just watching Gina give less and less of a fuck as time goes by. She just doesn't want to be there :D
 
Yeah I wonder if Gina will hang around for season 3. Isn't she doing some sort of Judge Judy programme?
 
Yes, Judge GINA :disco:

And she has a role on Neighbours. She's a breakout star darling.
 
Episode 5. I think Petit-pois fancies her son.
 
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After six episodes of S2:

01 Gina. Obviously. 'We were taught by Nuns, with an English accent' 'Well it didn't work, darling' :D :disco:
02 Janet. For entertainment value. She's had a personality transplant this season
03 Jackie. Can be annoying but I love her facial expressions. Plus she's the most down to earth and generally a laugh.
04 Gamble. Very entertaining, has slotted into the show much better than the other new comer. I'm pretty sure she's clinically insane.
05 Chyka. Such a nice person! So so lovely. Doesn't always make for the best TV though.
06 Lydia. I think she's gorgeous. Doesn't really do much though. I think I would have rather her gone than Andrea.
07 Petit-pois. Just annoying. She's made me chuckle a couple of times though.
 
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My favourite exchange so far has been this one between Janet and Gina:

"Gina, this is nothing to do with you."
"Well we're all here at this table."
"If you don't like it, then leave"
"No thank you, I'm not storming off like a skank down the street"
"How RUDE"

:D :D
 
YES :D

How funny was Janet running down the street with Gamble and Gina chasing her infront of those blokes just watching outside the pub
 
Isn't Gamble the spit of Olivia Newton John. On a speed comedown.
 
:D

Olivia Newton John if she'd gurned her way through the 70s 80s AND 90s
 
and the less said about TEMPEST, the better :D

No actually, I am quite liking her MUSCLING IN on everything
 
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That dance.
"The ejaculating forest"
That piano recital/drunken swaying.
"Dilated pupils"
The balcony door incident.

Brilliant. Cannot wait for the reunion episodes. Anyone thinking Manuella will be joining the crew next season?
 
Gamble said it best, Manuela is a fucking cunt. :evil:

They've really just gone for Gina again haven't they. I hope they're not too hard on her at the reunion, but it really don't see her returning next season :( They should drop Jackie or Janet, it's their fault.
 
Jackie's the only one without a Gina shoe named after her too (Barbie = Gamble, Cheeky = Chyka, Petite Fleur (!) etc)

Loved Gina's suggestion that the two screeching harridans were on something. I remember having that sense from Jackie in previous episodes when she's a bit manic and combine that with Gamble's embellishment of Janet's 'fucking for heroin' rumour...

Sadly, I reckon you're right. Gina will be gone after this. Manuela and Tempest will probably be promoted to main cast. I hope Pettifleur 'accidentally' pirouettes over one of her 7 balconies.
 
The reunion sounds a BLINDER, with Pettifleur storming off and Gina revealing she uninvited everyone from her book launch because she didn't want to have to STAB them all :D
 
Knew Pettiflounce would do something like that - a tragic attempt to steal focus from Queen Geen. Reunion shows are always my favourite part of a season - I'm sure this will live up to and deliver all expectations. Unless it has a 'cotoure' montage of course, in which case I'll be the one doing the stabbing.
 
I did quite like Petitpois's birthday dance though. I mean, REALLY :D
 
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