The Real Housewives of Melbourne (17 Viewers)

Brilliant. About time really, the third one Will only be a few months away
 
I really thought it had been axed in the UK. I NEED the third series NOW. Although that last episode of Cheshire really got me GOING :disco:
 
Series 3 is pretty much wrapping up filming as WE SPEAK. They've just come back from a cast trip to DUBAI. :disco: Hopefully another dinner table PALAVA with Gina yelling "FUCK. OFF" at people.
 
Now they are showing Melbourne again, ITVbe need to pull their finger out and show Mob Wives Season 3, and stop interrupting it with this CHICAGO MOB shite!
 
Catching Cheshire for the first time just now and doesn't Magali have a whiff of pretend tranny Sam from Big Brother 7?
 
Is my screen a bit screwed or did they not show 'the bitch is back' sign with Gina? Is it censored on the telly (the swearing etc)?
 
Watched both seasons of Melbourne the other week. I normally hate this kind of shows but this was so addictive. :disco:

01. Gina - what a woman! <3
02. Chyka - absolutely lovely, but her husband has to be gay
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03. Gamble - dreadful but still a bit charming and she's pro-Gina
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04. Lydia - became better in season 2, probably because she realized the public loved Gina and hated her and Andrea
05. Janet - was nice in the first half of the first season before she suddenly turned on Gina. Still, she can be funny
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06. Jackie - of all the nasty things about her, trying to say words in Spanish and Italian and failing miserably is the thing that wants me to bang her head against a wall the most.
07. Petite-Fleur - what a cunt! I loved ameraal's comment about how she presents her heritage in order of prestige: Swiss - Dutch - Portuguese - Ceylonese, when it's obvious that her poor sri lankese mother was raped by some European skum.
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08. Andrea - :gross:
 
Mob Wives S3 'Coming Soon' adverts have started with Renee doing a fabulous batshit crazy unhinged look :disco:
 
RaspberrySwirl said:
Watched both seasons of Melbourne the other week. I normally hate this kind of shows but this was so addictive. :disco:

01. Gina - what a woman! <3
02. Chyka - absolutely lovely, but her husband has to be gay
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03. Gamble - dreadful but still a bit charming and she's pro-Gina
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04. Lydia - became better in season 2, probably because she realized the public loved Gina and hated her and Andrea
05. Janet - was nice in the first half of the first season before she suddenly turned on Gina. Still, she can be funny
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06. Jackie - of all the nasty things about her, trying to say words in Spanish and Italian and failing miserably is the thing that wants me to bang her head against a wall the most.
07. Petite-Fleur - what a cunt! I loved ameraal's comment about how she presents her heritage in order of prestige: Swiss - Dutch - Portuguese - Ceylonese, when it's obvious that her poor sri lankese mother was raped by some European skum.
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08. Andrea - :gross:
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Omg switch Jackie and Gina and you match my order :disco:

The top four are queens, the bottom four are douchebags
 
01 Gina
02 Janet
03 Gamble
04 Chyka
05 Jackie
06 Lydia
07 Andrea
08 Petite-Pois
 
:D

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When Melbourne and Cheshire COLIDE :disco:

Dawn would eat Lydia ALIVE :D

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Cheshire finale tonight, Dawn to her Filipino housekeeper :D

Magali, she at the door
Who? Magali?
Yeah, Magali at the front door
Magali?
Yes Magali she in your door
What, Magali?
 
The way she looked at her PA for confirmation. Like WTF is she saying? :D

Can't wait to see Lauren hurl her mask at the back of Ampika's head. :disco: LOVING her this season.
 
Loved that finale. They should do a reunion episode :evil:
 
They really should. Hate that they leave it on the height of drama always.

I am DEF here for a season 3.
 
What have the ratings been like for S2 I can't find anything. I think as long as they haven't been disastrous this will be back for S3. This series was so entertaining - I actually love all the characters in their own way. Lauren really BROUGHT it this series, she does not give a SHIT :D

Everyone wants to be me. I am Me.
 
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^ surely it costs a shoestring budget to make and it's done enough recently for itvbe, isn't it's only other original programming repeats of the real housewives of orange county season 7?

ampika has really triumphed across the two series as the best of a robotic bunch, surely a spin-off is in the wings? lauren has improved hugely in the second series with no fucks given.

that series finale was staged to fuck though, the pre-birthday celebration masks, the cake throwing, only the last 5 mins seemed real...could anyone really tolerate 5 minutes of dawn?

that said bin tanya and leanne and get some new blood, cheshire can go further yet *.*
 
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^itvbe, isn't it's only other original programming repeats of the real housewives of orange county season 7?
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TOWIE.

Dawn is such a monster, but I love watching her. Did you see when she was with her friends (ie her PA and daughter) at the restaurant while everyone else was at Magali's wedding? I loved how she glared at them and growled something along the lines of 'I'm glad I wasn't invited, cos I'm having SO much more FUN here with my GIRLIES!!' Cue the rest of the table looking miserable as sin and scared to breathe :D
 
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I loved how Dawn was all tears and weeping when she was talking about the mask and then confronting Ampika, but the mask really did slip when Magali started with her. "JOG ON WITH YER DALMATION DRESS YER WEIRDO" :D
 
I also love how if anyone dares question Dawn they are JEALOUS OF HER! AND WANT TO BE HER!
 
Gang - are we ready for MOB WIVES S3 finally being aired in the UK tomorrow? :disco:

Those adverts are giving me life - that Renee fixed grin at the end :D 'You wanna go to war, WITH ME?'
 
I might rewatch that as I wait PATIENTLY for the DELAYED Season 6
 
Oh don't rub it in. The way ITVbe goes we will never get S6
 
Living for your AV JF

That smile she does at the end of it :D CRAZED
 
The episode where some of them go to SYDNEY to GAMBLE's FAMILY ART GALLERY is showing on ITVbe now and I'm watching again. Melbourne really slays all the others for sheer comedy :D :disco:
 
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