The Real Housewives of Melbourne (5 Viewers)

I'm surprised Chyka got three seasons with such a lovely personality. It's usually reality to POISON.
 
Has anyone watched the season finale yet? I cant find any links
 
currently casting for 'the real housewives of sydney' which is coming in 2017, also 'the real housewives of auckland' is coming this summer *.*

it's difficult for this format to become overexposed as they all tend to be so different
 
Can't find it anywhere. I need to see this! I need to see Janet call Lydia a dumb fat bitch :D
 
Yeah Bravo have apparently rallied to take all illegal links down. They posted something saying that you could only watch it on Foxtel Arena, except there's nothing there. It'll come eventually.
 
Cheshire CONFIRMED to have a Reunion this season! Always the best part of the franchise!
 
Rumour has it that Dawn refused to do a reunion for 1&2 because of Magali :D I'm sure she's more at ease now that Misse is here and taking on Ampika.

"I made you look as natural as possible, so if you hate it then you literally hate your fucking face" had me HOWLING :D
 
Episode 5 of season 4 Mob Wives was about as disgusting as reality TV can get surely. I think I'd rather uncomfortably watch Renee lean over her Las Vegas balcony than uncomfortably watch her have some little puttana or whatever in a head lock.
 
Wow. That was one FUCK of a reunion. "I'm asking you a question you fat dumb bitch" :D
 
The reunion! :o:disco: Despite all the fighting in this season they all seemed to enjoy themselves and even the arguments felt more funny than really hostile. Gamble is so growing on me and even though I can't stand PF, she's fucking hilarious, her fights are the best. Only thing I hated is how demonic Jackie got away with being a cunt with that fake crying. I wish she'd leave the show.
 
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Brian Dowling will host the Cheshire reunion
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Good god, some gays are just very of their time and should stay there. Better than nothing I suppose.

I was getting through a few season 2 Melbournes last night: Lydia not having time for Gamble and Gina's episode 7 P-Fleur place-putting are exactly what I need right now.
 
Ugh he'll be worse than Alex is on Melbourne. Couldn't they have given it to Rylan at least?
 
So meanwhile, back on season 2, I cannot stop laughing right now at Lydia meeting her house-keeper's parents in the Philippines. She just doesn't stop - head in the clouds on the "seventy-oneth" floor etc.
 
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So meanwhile, back on season 2, I cannot stop laughing right now at Lydia meeting her house-keeper's parents in the Philippines. She just doesn't stop - head in the clouds on the "seventy-oneth" floor etc.
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Oh I remember this. So cringe :D Tears everywhere
 
Not to disturb your party but you guys are missing out not watching New York, it's probably one of the best seasons since season 3.
 
Phoenix said:
Not to disturb your party but you guys are missing out not watching New York, it's probably one of the best seasons since season 3.
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"My dad is dying -"
"I am really hurt she called me a slut"
"He has pneumonia -"
"So hurtful. I can't stay here"

:D
 
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"My dad is dying -"
"I am really hurt she called me a slut"
"He has pneumonia -"
"So hurtful. I can't stay here"

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"I cooked, I decorated, I MADE IT NICE"

The season has been the gift that keeps on giving.
 
So anyway, Melb is back on the 17th or something like that. No idea what season - I hope it's 3 so I can hurry on through 2.
 
UK pace Mob Wives season 4: Renee's face as she blatantly lies to Alicia over her tweets is breath-taking. Her son or Big Ang's son, I just can't decide who I'd sign up for a life of betrayal, criminal activity and even some bad times with. Both quite hot.
 
I've already become Lucky Santangelo to Big Ang's son in my head :horny:
 
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Did we see the preview for the Cheshire Reunion next week? :disco: Brian Dowling looks like he's about to have a breakdown

I have loved this series. I can't decide who's my favourite. I like them all apart from STACEY and MISSEH! Tanya is annoying too.

Dawn is such a dragon, she's amazing. Ampika and Lauren are really not the full ticket :disco:
 
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I quite like Misseh but I HATE HATE HATE Stacey. Sod off you boring bitch!
 
In other news, Melbourne S3 is back on in the UK June 17th. A Friday! :evil:
 
I cannot wait for S3!

No matter how good and dramatic the American versions are, I still maintain, that Melbourne is the BEST of all
 
Wipes the floor with all of them -- also, the stuff I've heard on Gina in the past week or three: hilarious.
 
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