The Real Housewives of Melbourne (7 Viewers)

"You know what I've heard about you?

Not a fucking thing" :disco:

Still giving me LIFE!
 
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And Michelle's "There's NOTHING wrong with being plus-sized, NOTHING WHATSOEVER" :D
 
Angela really is the most holier-than-thou cunt that's ever existed on a Real Housewives show. What a cunt. And yet, so absolutely essential :disco:
 
So Cheshire returned this week. More of the same. LIVING for Lauren's pot stirring role this season. I guess now she's divorced she needs that CHEQUE!
 
surely on one year contracts that commenced at the year beginning?!

I mean under what context does a cast stay the same naturally without year-long contracts / misse continues to exist


I mean it really is a step down, dawn plus children is more dreadful, insincere and contrived than one could imagine....
 
So it all kicks off on Auckland next week with Julia calling Michelle a "boat n**ger" :o
 
She doesn't call her that to her face, but she's still gonna get a lot of shit for it. She's the worst one of the lot. She tries too hard to be a "housewife".
 
OK, so I jumped into Mob Wives season 5 episode 8 and now 9, I have to get to the bottom of the Carla and Drita beef. I do have it all downloaded, silly me for watching it on ITV. Is this the last ever season or do we get one more with Carla in the main cast? Oh, I love this show, I forget how excited it gets me.
 
Well caught Cheshire by accident last night and it's pretty damn fabulous as well. Loving Dawn and Misse. The other one (Anipka? Dipika?) though - what a thundercunt :D
 
Ampika is BATSHIT CRAZY

I have really warmed to DAWN. She's a DRAGON and She knows it :disco:

She's the one that assaulted Sinitta :o
 
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He could sit on mine (assuming he shaved) all day.

Just watched more MW5. Renee was so out of it at Nat D's Philly shindig she could barely move.
 
straightorbroken said:
OK, so I jumped into Mob Wives season 5 episode 8 and now 9, I have to get to the bottom of the Carla and Drita beef. I do have it all downloaded, silly me for watching it on ITV. Is this the last ever season or do we get one more with Carla in the main cast? Oh, I love this show, I forget how excited it gets me.
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There is Season 6, which is the final season with Carla on the main cast! There's also two shitty newbies on there too, which ruin the entire thing.
 
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There is Season 6, which is the final season with Carla on the main cast! There's also two shitty newbies on there too, which ruin the entire thing.
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Oh fantastic. I can't believe Drita and Carla fell out, but loved the BTS slip that Big Ang had told Carla she didn't think they were real friends. Also, Renee has been looking stunning when all dolled up - obviously whatever blend of uppers and downers she was on was really doing it for her. I'm not a fan of the nasal Natalie nor the Philly one with the hot boyfriend.
 
Can a mod chnge the title of this thread? I keep coming in here expecting some hot new Pettifleur bitching only to see you discussing some lesser shows.
 
There will be NO NEW MELBOURNE until 2018. So just stay out until THEN.
 
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To be fair, RS is quite right.

As much as NZ is giving me LOLZ and Cheshire is amusing, it's no Gina Liano is it?
 
Yeah Melbourne is definitely the best I have seen out of them all :disco:
 
It's an umbrella thread. RS has to plant his mucky seed in everything. I mean, hey, I totally enjoy RS, but if you're going to play a game, girl, play it right.
 
SorB my dear, it might be because English is only my third language (and my accent is as terrible as Pettifleur's) but your post doesn't really make sense so take that umbrella and shove it down your thirsty throat.
 
All I said is that the title should be changed precisely because it's a general thread. I didn't say you shouldn't discuss the housewives of Cheadle.
 
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SorB my dear, it might be because English is only my third language (and my accent is as terrible as Pettifleur's) but your post doesn't really make sense so take that umbrella and shove it down your thirsty throat.
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Did you also learn your English from nuns?

I'm kinda having a very hard time believing that, dear.
 
RS in this topic

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I can't believe that I'm being compared to Pettifleur, I'm the fucking Gina of this group!
 
RaspberrySwirl said:
SorB my dear, it might be because English is only my third language (and my accent is as terrible as Pettifleur's) but your post doesn't really make sense so take that umbrella and shove it down your thirsty throat.
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:D

I don't have your abilities.

P.S, it was one of Tati's finest lines from the latest RPDR.
 
Okay, I only saw a snippet of this wonderful woman in my recording of Mob Wives before it started. What ITVBe show is this GLAMOROUS MONIQUE from? I could hardly breathe from all the gay abandon.

IF YOU MUST... SHAKE THE BUST
 
i don't dispute anyone amounts to the standard of gina but auckland has gone beyond the level of outstanding; anne is a housewife beyond, THAT LAUGH that character, respect the parnell pussies in their entirety, wtf at the unhinged nature of angela stone...what a cunt

WHAT a series tho
 
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Anne is fucking ACE. The casting really is superb.

They're gonna need to step it up though. Especially with Gilda. We need more drama.
 
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