The Real Housewives of Melbourne

Good God, no wonder this was cancelled after this fifth series - the absence of Gina is insurmountable, but it misses important support like Lydia & Chyka too. Janet is doing her best but she just doesn't have anyone interesting to bounce off. It says it all that FPG is now one of the more interesting characters. As for the one who keeps dropping her bisexual LEANINGS into every conversation, licking a bit of MINGE does not an interesting character make.
 
You mean Anjali who was on CNN and owned YACHTS isn't winning you over with her SPARKLING PERSONALITY and EFFERVESCENT WIT?

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That's Melbourne all done. Brilliant first 3 seasons, alright in the 4th, shite in the fifth. Couldn't care less about the boring drama between these nobodies. If they've any sense, the revival will be a dream cast of Gina, Janet, Gamble, Lydia, Pettifleur, Chyka & the dramatic return of ANDREA. They could even have Venus as a guest & Gamble could present her with a shit in a lunchbox as a hilarious gift :disco:

If I can find the one & done season of Auckland on Hayu for free, I'll try that before tackling the epic length of NEW YORK.
 
I second Vancouver. You could double-team it with a more lightweight franchise, as it's honestly more like watching a gritty psychological drama like Twin Peaks in places. A genuinely CHILLING watch!

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Vancouver and Auckland are both easy to watch and highly entertaining, all killer no filler (season one of Vancouver being enough if you can’t be arsed with the second of it).
 
But if he skips season 2 he won’t get to hear Mary Zilba’s beautiful Canadian chart hit ‘Hero’. :(
 

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