The Real Housewives of Potomac

[jivafox]

 

[Lucille]

I can’t believe it’s season 6 and Ashley is STILL with Michael.

 

[Lucille]

This fight !

 

[Lucille]

Do you want to talk about your FIERY BOX is ON FIRE and that is why you can’t keep a man! DO. YOU. WANT. TO. DO. THAT?

 

[jivafox]

AND THAT’S WHY WE WENT TO SING SING

 

[Suedehead]

CLANKETY CLANK!

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Suedehead]

DO I HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME?
WOULD IT GET ME FAR?
SHOULD I LOSE SOME WEIGHT?
AM
I
GONNA
BE
A
STAR???

FUCK IT!

 

[Lucille]

What Gizelle did to that lovely house?

Prison honey.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Suedehead]

Let's just say that Ashley's bunions are not the only body part that have been on my counter tops...

 

[Suedehead]

That scene between Wendy & her mother and sister was pretty heavy.

 

[Lucille]

I’m up to season 8, which the consensus seems to be is a bit of a FLOP season?

However them playing the HORROR MOVIE sound effect when Sesame Street appeared on screen actually had me SCREAMING.

 

[Music]

Season 8 was definitely the worst season, season 9 is much better, and I'm loving season 10 at the minute.

 

[Suedehead]

Oh I just threw up in my mouth a little. There was a distinct smell of sewer in the bathroom.

 

[Suedehead]

We have basic needs
As Americans

 

[Suedehead]

We didn’t have water to wipe our asses!!

Monique’s face was swollen - it was double the size

We are not staying in the projects !!

We were in the trenches today… the trenches!

 

[Music]

Stacey's story about eating her contact lens, I don't know a better woman!

 

[Lucille]

I’m finally up to Season 9, can’t wait to be caught up but will be so SAD when this is over. I don’t know how I ever survived without the GRANDE DAME in my life.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don’t know how I ever survived without the GRANDE DAME in my life.

 

[Suedehead]

When I SAY La Dames rise?
They RISE

 

[Lucille]

I don’t RIDE the FENCE.
I AM the FENCE.
YOU. RIDE. ME.

 

[jivafox]

Omg at the entire trip at the end of this season Will go down in Housewives History I think.

 

[Lucille]

On to season 10 finally. Why am I finally liking Wendy and she’s about to be banged up? This is such a magic housewives season where everything falls into place despite Karen’s absence (she was miserable her last season anyway)

I’m not up to the mythical Angel Colorado trip yet but this miserable EEYORE woman currently seems like an inexplicable casting decision. K is also insufferable this season after barely registering for the last two. Hopefully her Sesame St Assault contract expires this year.

 

[Lucille]

The fact I don’t know what parts of Stacey are real and what are a construct and neither does she. Baudrillard would have a field day.

 

[Lucille]

Can I say something about uncle LUMP?

 

[Lucille]

He’s kinda got that HUNG SMILE.

 

[Lucille]

Robyn apparently back as a friend of!



Keiarna (and Angel ) OUT!

 

[Music]

Surprised Monique isn't back!

 

[jivafox]

Sorry but I would have loved another season of Angel

 

[Lucille]

Monique still in talks apparently!

 

[Lucille]

Sorry but I would have loved another season of Angel

Better to BURN OUT than FADE AWAY! An iconic ONE and DONE.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Music]

Bravo have confirmed the cast now. I can’t help but feel this is a bit of a step back. What is Robyn going to bring? Watch her inevitably team up with Gizelle and Ashley against Stacey

 

[Lucille]

Apparently we’re getting a WHITE friend of.



(Not Robyn)