the red carpet thread

[K.C.]

Bottom picks

Lena Dunham looking more pretentious than ever

Kylie Jenner

Madonna of course

Jennifer Lopez

Kerry Washington

Anne Hathaway

Sarah Jessica Parker

The Olsens. Oof.

 

[K.C.]

Kim Kardashian went as a goblet not Mary Magdalene

Oh the Holy Grail, that's really cool.

And yeah I only mentioned MM for the prostitute reference.

 

[Jark]

One of the Olsens looks on the verge of DEATH.

EAT SOMETHING!

 

[Mats]

she is dead, you just can't see the stick Ashley's using to hold her upright

 

[Mats]

how can you praise Kim K? she didn't even attempt

 

[Kate]

SJP omg

 

[Kate]

How did the Olsens get so haggard?

bump

 

[K.C.]

Kate Moss is looking lovely again

 

[K.C.]

The Olsens are beyond haggard. They look like a necrophiliac's dream threesome.

 

[Rita]

Gigi Hadid both look absolutely amazing. What I would do to get my hands on any of those fabulous dresses.

 

[Rita]

Have both Olsen’s now had eating disorders?

 

[Rita]

Kim K is also unbelievably beautiful although she is also a royal pain in the arse.

 

[Pipo]

SJP is wearing a NATIVITY SCENE ON HER HEAD?

 

[Pipo]

these bitches don't even look like twins anymore

and him, , he could get it any time anywhere (out NOW!)

 

[Phoenix]

This is cute

 

[OutSynk]

 

[ameraal]

not sure i'll watch the golden globes (might just do it for sandra and andy and glenn and olivia) but i did have a gander at the fashion. some really ugly gowns, but mostly boring and/or ill fitting (cinch!) but i had a few faves at least in still image form.


rosamund pike - i've always loved her don't fuck with me face but this was pretty cool

julia - i wish the top was a bit more fitted and without the dots but the pants look great and she looks absolutely beautiful. if she's had work done, that's the surgeon you should go to.

zeta-jones - very possibly mostly because i just love her.

weisz - nothing sensational but she looked great and stood out in a weak night

i liked gaga and lupita's gown but their hair was not on and gaga really needs to scrub off those tacky tattoos.

 

[Phoenix]

I thought Gaga looked like a bad Barbie and that bolt of fabric she was dragging was so wrinkled.

Julia looks amazing. I’m a fan of pants on the red carpet.

 

[Rita]

I love Catherine Zeta Jones dress. Classic Hollywood red carpet.

 

[Ellie]

Some thermal footless tights may have been more effective

 

[Phoenix]

I like Jameela Jamile and her war on laxatives.

 

[Jark]

Rosamund Pike's face has changed an awful lot with age. Neither she nor Affleck looks even remotely the same person as in Gone Girl

 

[ameraal]

really? i think she looks the same, just more austere (when she's not smiling at any rate). a quick browse through google reveals her style game has really gone up. givenchy is a good match for her i guess.

i'm such a sucker for anything over the shoulder.

 

[OutSynk]

Green must be the ugliest color to wear. Just...what's the point?

 

[Alla]

Green must be the ugliest color to wear.

Unless you're J-Lo.

 

[Alla]

I amost didn't recognise Jamie Lee Curtis.

 

[Rita]

Green must be the ugliest color to wear. Just...what's the point?

What a crock of SHIT.

 

[Alla]

And can we talk about the worst dresses on the red carpet?

 

[Beverley]

Rosamund Pike's Big Dick Energy gives me LIFE

 

[Phoenix]

Everyone should watch her movie, it made me cry.

 

[GNL]

This is a look

 

[Diddy]

Was Melissa McCarthy nominated for a children’s witch programme?

 

[Phoenix]

I like this

 

[Phoenix]

This is shit

 

[Mats]

I can't hate on Timo

who's the Cody guy? cute, I like the femme goth look

 

[Beverley]

He was in the Assassination of Gianni Versace.

 

[Mats]

oh, I haven't seen that. but I will if he's naked

 

[Kate]

This is a look

Oooh, I don't know who he is, but FABULOUS

 

[K.C.]

Grammys 2019

HITS

Camilla Cabello
Latina QUEEN

Dua Lipa

Cardi B
Before you gasp, it's vintage Thierry Mugler, which instantly makes it a hit by DEFAULT

Jameela Jamil

Toni Braxton
MILF

MISSES

Ashanti.
Dated, just like her career.

Lady Gaga

Katy Perry
She looks like a roll of toilet paper

Janelle Monae
Funky I guess, but just a tad pretentious

Meghyn Trainor
Gross

Diana Ross' son and that Simpson chick

 

[Kate]

What marvellous thighs Ashanti has