The Saturday Thread Megamix

[Diddy]

Hi Moopy

just crowned the day of successful lessons with a dumpster fire of a lesson (which was observed and scored). Hope it’s like a bad cup of tea where they just don’t ask you to do any more kids lessons if you’re too bad

 

[Diddy]

By the way, I have a question. I think gender is a construct, so how do I refer to an gender nonspecific example of a cow/bull? Is it still a cow?

 

[Star]

Morning

 

[Mats]

By the way, I have a question. I think gender is a construct, so how do I refer to an gender nonspecific example of a cow/bull? Is it still a cow?

divine bovine mammal

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mornting hunties!

 

[COB]

By the way, I have a question. I think gender is a construct, so how do I refer to an gender nonspecific example of a cow/bull? Is it still a cow?

Cattle?

 

[Soldi]

 

[ButterTart]

By the way, I have a question. I think gender is a construct, so how do I refer to an gender nonspecific example of a cow/bull? Is it still a cow?

It would be a cow. From the way the bulls in the field behind my house mount literally anything, I don't think gender's that much of an issue for them either.

 

[Diddy]

Cattle?

you don’t say one cattle though, right?

 

[Lucille]

Morning! God I wish I still smoked, nothing better on a Saturday morning in lockdown than mindlessly CHAIN SMOKING with a pot of coffee.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Morning! I'm all prepped for the ASFM reveal Feels like Christmas morning.

Such is the lockdown excitement.

 

[Lucille]

@The Sexual Goose

 

[jivafox]

Well I’m glad somebody’s getting their bouffant maintained during all this!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So I drank a normal amount on my video chat last night and ordered a dodgy kebab. It ended in me projectile vomiting everywhere. I was very very ill and still feel terrible.

 

[Jark]

Morning! God I wish I still smoked, nothing better on a Saturday morning in lockdown than mindlessly CHAIN SMOKING with a pot of coffee.

I'm still feeling quite blue today but it's dry outside so I've had a good lunch and now I'm going to go for a long walk to clear my head, armed with a pack of cigarettes which I am prepared to chainsmoke if necessary.

and also an apple and a can of Sanpellegrino, for balance.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So I drank a normal amount on my video chat last night and ordered a dodgy kebab. It ended in me projectile vomiting everywhere. I was very very ill and still feel terrible.

Just to say I vomited on the floor off of my sofa. I couldn't do anything about it. Absolute fucking mess.

 

[Dark Carnival]

@The Sexual Goose

Omg

 

[floppet]

So I drank a normal amount on my video chat last night and ordered a dodgy kebab. It ended in me projectile vomiting everywhere. I was very very ill and still feel terrible.

But was it actually the kebab? I remember in the olden days I'd blame the dodgy kebab because my vomitting clearly had nothing to do with the bottle of vodka I'd poured down my neck before eating.

(hope you start feeling better soon x)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

But was it actually the kebab? I remember in the olden days I'd blame the dodgy kebab because my vomitting clearly had nothing to do with the bottle of vodka I'd poured down my neck before eating.

(hope you start feeling better soon x)

The booze amount was normal. I virtually never vomit.

 

[floppet]

I've come to the realisation this morning that my back is properly knackered due to sitting on a dining chair working at home all day. Last night I'd had ibuprofen and cocodamol and didn't manage more than an hour's sleep at a time. I had to roll myself to the edge of the bed like a stranded elephant seal this morning and then manoeuvre myself gently into a sitting position to take painkillers. I am only sat here typing this now because I'm off my tree and have had to give up all hope of getting any work done today, no chance the dog's being walked either.

Have to say it's been lovely watching all my saved episodes of Abandoned Engineering, Catfish, Wife Swap USA and Mega Transports propped up on the sofa though.