The Shitposting Topic - Will Funky be #1 in next week’s chart?

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Guys this thread was just featured on Real Housewives

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  1. The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out.
 
  1. Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them.
 
  1. Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either.
 
  1. As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.
 
  1. Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.
 
These "random sentences" are nowhere near weird enough...there must be a better generator that this....
 
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears.
 
There's an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn't it.
 
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