The Shitposting Topic - Will Funky be #1 in next week’s chart?

[OutSynk]

Turquoise, or Aqua?

I’m having trouble finding the former on Spotify?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Tesco Value Rape Kits

 

[funky]

I’m having trouble finding the former on Spotify?!

Signed to Rustie Lee Records in 1974 and due to the ongoing legal battles owing to Spotify’s illegal use of Rustie’s “When Doves Fry” in a 2016 commercial, they won’t be available for streaming anytime soon, sadly.

 

[funky]

OT: this Deee-Lite sounding bop just popped up on Spotify and omg

 

[Tisch]

OT: Lesbain pile-up on the M1 (6 dead)

 

[funky]

OT: Lesbain pile-up on the M1 (6 dead)

I think you’ll find that this is actually NAR:

 

[Tisch]

What does NAR stand for again?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What does NAR stand for again?

Bizarrely Not ABBA Related.

 

[Soldi]

What does NAR stand for again?

Northampton Aerial Rachey

 

[jivafox]

 

[funky]

GREAT BIG PENDULOUS BREASTS

 

[funky]

I’D LIKE TO FILL A BRA

 

[OutSynk]

What does NAR stand for again?

Not A Rapist

 

[funky]

No actual reason

 

[funky]

Not A Robot

 

[funky]

Never After Rhumba

 

[funky]

Norris And Rita

 

[OutSynk]

Funky ACTUALLY coming for that #11 spot.

 

[funky]

Norks All Round

 

[funky]

Funky ACTUALLY coming for that #11 spot.

LIKE A BOSS

*finishes 27th*

 

[funky]

At this rate @Indie ’s going to have to do an actual countdown next week

 

[GNL]

What does NAR stand for again?

Nah, but from the West Country

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sync POTW reveal.

 

[funky]

THE PRESSURE

 

[funky]

OMG

 

[funky]

*cancels all plans for the next week*

*attaches self to laptop*





*falls asleep*

 

[funky]

We need a midweek chart

@Indie am I top ten yet

 

[funky]

I was actually shit posting while at the gym today

THAT’S COMMITMENT

 

[Indie]

I was actually shitting at the posting gym the other day.

 

[GNL]

I was actually posting my shit to the gym today.

 

[funky]

 

[Tisch]

Give me your hot white cummmmm
Give me your hot white cummmmm

 

[Indie]

At this rate @Indie ’s going to have to do an actual countdown next week

Not before I do a poster reveal, a poster avatar parade and a 30 minute intro video.

 

[Iguana]

Well you can SAY what you WANT
But it WON'T change my MIND
I feel the SAME about YOU

 

[funky]

Another night, another dream, but always you
It's like a vision of love that seems to be true

 

[funky]

This is the rhythm of the night
The night
Oh yeah

 

[funky]

Heartbreaks and promises
I’ve had more than my share
I’m tired of giving my love
And getting nowhere
Nowhere

 

[funky]

Cause you’re free
To do what you want to do
You’ve got to live your life

 

[funky]

Freed from desire
Andensunsunspiritwyer
Freed from desire
Na na na na na na na na

 

[funky]

I’ve got the key
I’ve got the secret
I’ve got the key to another place