The Shitposting Topic - Will Funky be #1 in next week’s chart? (1 Viewer)

"Sorry the boys are a bit ropey tonight, but they believe everything they read about themselves, you know worrimean, yeah, right."
 
"And the brain is here... and the boats are full of tourists. Fat English dicks in Mexican hats."
 
"The next number is for the Bury Times Midweeker who said we were repulsive but I don't have to shove five of my records through one letter box."
 
"There are ten people in the world, the rest are paste. Except for me: I'm half-duck, half-outsider, mate."
 
"A fancied wit, a spit imitation of Bryan Ferry in one of his magazines."
 
"The curse of real ale sweeps the UK. Soon it will be here. Watch out for it! Oxo cubes dilute."
 
"It's about time you started thinking about the re-run of your life... about that big snake on your back. The snake was friendly, bendy and lumbered into the hotel. It was a friendly snake. Had a cousin that just emigrated."
 
"These are the words of dead disorientation... a return to the innocence and cheek of former years."
 
donald trump no GIF by The Little Hours Movie
 
"Berkshire-driven by the light user syndrome. Cab number 4028. Bumpkins, pickup corner 5128."
 
"Hold your fire! Hold your fire! Remember, you are in a provincial area!"
 
"I just came back to get a record by Paul McCartney. Seventy-five minutes long in four parts. Over three-six-oh minutes. Bourgeois of the exile states."
 
"If only you could come from the Nynex gymnasium in your baseball jacket and comprehend. If only."
 
"He was talking about his house. I was thinking about my debts. I needed to bite my lip to levitate."
 
"There aren't enough programmes about hospitals on TV these days, that is my complaint"
 
Why is everyone still shitposting? Surely these posts no longer count? Is any of this necessary? Why is this thread still active? Why are we even here? Who am I?
 

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