This is what annoys me about Weller. Was he embarrassed at how good The Jam were or something? I know, he thought to himself, I pretend to be a French gay for a bit, then spend a few years looking like a stockbroker's coke dealer and then reinvent myself as the King Of Real Music by wearing a scarf and the permanent look of a man trying not to shit himself after a dodgy taco. Yes, that's much better, bye Bruce and Rick! Twerp.