The Tori Amos lyrics shitposting thread

[Iguana]

Inspired by some recent profile posts


Bobby's collecting bees
and
HAMMERS he
used
one on me
HEE!

 

[straightorbroken]

Monkey killer.

 

[Iguana]

And if you're wasting all my time
this time
maybe you never learned to take
And if I'm hanging on to your
shade
I guess I'm way
beyond the pale...

 

[Iguana]

Monkey killer.

Test my tether to
See. If. I'm. Still. Free.

(from
you)

 

[Iguana]

You know what you KNOW
so you GO
chain
her to your FLOW
She bites through
your lean DRIED LEAN MEAT
as she's going to the movie show

 

[straightorbroken]

IT'S GOTTA BE BIG

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Is she still
pissing in the river, now?
Heard she’d gone,
moved into a trailer park

 

[Sardonicus]

The weasel squeaks faster than a seven day week
I said Timmy & that purple monkey are all down at Bobby's house
Making themselves pesters & lesters & jesters, & my
Traitors of kind

 

[Sardonicus]

FAT SLUT

 

[Tisch]

Underneath the STARS above
I said, "No, stop!"
I am NOT giving up on us
And I am not going anywhere soon
Annie, grab your BASS GUIT-HAR
Help me bring in the October moon
And you shout, RUN FOR COVER
I scream, REV THE TRIUMPH'S ENGINE
You say, baby, we're too late
From the CLOUD RIDERS, no escape
Darling, what's the blanket for?
RIDING OUT THIS STORM
We'll be riding out this.... storm

 

[Suedehead]

Father, I killed my Monkey.

* mic drop *

 

[Suedehead]

Feel a little hand turning inside me
Don't you think she feels us fighting?
Strike me at the root,
I won't let you put her through what you put me through​

 

[Suedehead]

You showed me the meadow
And milkwood
And Silkwood
And you would
If I would
But you never
Would

 

[jivafox]

The sexiest thing is TRUST

 

[Iguana]

Never was one for a PRISSY girl
A coquette
call in for an AMBULANCE
Reach high
Doesn't mean she's holy
Just means she got a cellular handy
Almost brave
almost pregnant
almost
in love
. vanilla
vanilla .

 

[Suedehead]

Dance with the Sufis
Celebrate your Top 10
In the charts of Pain
Lover
Brother
Bougainvillea
My vine TWISSSSSSSSSSSTS around your need

 

[jivafox]

and right there for a minute
I knew you so well

 

[Suedehead]

Jumps at three tears at thirteen
Just turn you around for
Eighteen wheels in a high heel
Turn you around
Sold a dream at twenty-three
Turn you around
Hold out!
You still got your secret ......
spell

 

[Suedehead]

You guys don't understand I'm in SUCH a FUCKING ADP mood at the moment

Her most underrated album!

 

[straightorbroken]

EVERY FINGER IN THE ROOM

 

[jivafox]

You guys don't understand I'm in SUCH a FUCKING ADP mood at the moment

Her most underrated album!

Sometimes I think,
I think I understand
The fear in the boy
The fire in the man
Sometimes I watch
The wonder in your eyes
That and you leaving

I have memorized

 

[Suedehead]

It seems in vogue to be a
Closet
Misogynist
Homophobe.

 

[jivafox]

CREDITS​

Vocals: Clyde
Bösendorfer: Tori Amos
Drums: Matt Chamberlain
Bass: Jon Evans
Acoustic and Electric Guitar: Mac Aladdin

 

[Suedehead]

You could've spared her
Oh, but no -
Messiahs need people dying in their
Name.

You say I ordered you a Pancake.

 

[Suedehead]

CREDITS​

Vocals: Clyde
Bösendorfer: Tori Amos
Drums: Matt Chamberlain
Bass: Jon Evans
Acoustic and Electric Guitar: Mac Aladdin

She served so much CUNT in this ERA! I don't think we deserved her at the time.

I mean this whole show is just fucking FIRE:

 

[jivafox]

It’s too easy
It’s TOO EASY
to wish you harm

YOU,
through BLACK ICE
at the bottom of the RIVER

 

[Suedehead]

It’s too easy
It’s TOO EASY
to wish you harm

YOU,
through BLACK ICE
at the bottom of the RIVER

One of the most unsettling and terrifying songs of all time.

 

[Suedehead]

God
Sometimes you just don't come through
Do you need a
Woman
To look after you?

 

[Suedehead]

I remember
Yes
In my peach, party dress
No one dared
No one cared to tell me
Where the pretty girls are
Those demigods
With their nine inch nails and little fascist panties tucked inside the heart of every nice
GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL

 

[Tisch]

I got Big Bird on the fishing line
With a bit of a shout, a bit of shout

 

[Iguana]

I got Big Bird on the fishing line
With a bit of a shout, a bit of shout

Bitofan ANGRY SNOUT

 

[Suedehead]

He's my favourite HOOKER of the whole BUNCH

 

[Tisch]

Beth and Marlene's pies
with help from Caroline
after just one slice
you can uncover any lie
that's why the NSA
and now the FBI
want to be the ones who control
Beth and Marlene's pies
with help from Caroline
so basically that's why

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

When it's all said and done we will lose a piece
to a carnivorous vegetarian

 

[Suedehead]

well I know we’re dying
and there’s no sign of a parachute
in this chapel
little chapel of love
can’t we get a little grace
and some elegance
No!
We scream in cathedrals
why can’t it be beautiful?
why does there gotta be a sacrifice?

 

[jivafox]

I am PIECING
a POTION
to COMBAT
your POISON

 

[jivafox]

Beth and Marlene's pies
with help from Caroline
after just one slice
you can uncover any lie
that's why the NSA
and now the FBI
want to be the ones who control
Beth and Marlene's pies
with help from Caroline
so basically that's why

 

[Suedehead]

Bang
The world now traumatised
By a cluster of
Hostile Humans who side
With their warlords of hate
So we must out-create
With the Backbone of Night
To Rehumanise

 

[Suedehead]

I took a
Taxi from
LA to Venus in
Nineteen eighty
Nineteen eighty
Nineteen eighty-five.

 

[Sardonicus]

Father Lucifer you never looked so sane
You always did prefer the drizzle to the rain
Tell me that you're still in love with that milkmaid
How's the Lizzies
How's your Jesus Christ been hanging