The Tori Amos lyrics shitposting thread

[Sardonicus]

Muhammad my friend
It's time to tell the world
We both know it was a girl
Back in Bethlehem
And on that fateful day
When she was crucified
She wore Shiseido Red
And we drank tea by her side

 

[Iguana]

You say you don't want it
AGAIN and AGAIN
but you

DON'T

you don't really
mean
it

 

[Tisch]

*Then I _HEARD YOU SCREAM_
From the ~OTHER SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN~ *

 

[jivafox]

Shower the world with PINK,
if you please

 

[Iguana]

Iiiiiiif you seee
Threeeeeeeeeee
Candles
In the window

BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

 

[Sardonicus]

And I hate
And I hate
And I hate
And I hate
Elevator music
The way we fight
The way I'm left here silent

 

[Suedehead]

We both know
They wouldn’t mind
If I just curled up and died

 

[Suedehead]

And I think i could leave your world
If she was the better girl
So when we died I tried to bribe The Undertaker
'Cause I'm not sure what you're doing or the reason
You're just too used to my honey now

 

[Suedehead]

Did I somehow become you
Without realising
Found a little patch of heaven now
So then, I'm gonna turn oysters in the sand
'Cause I'm working my way back
I'm working my way back to me again
Not every girl is a pearl
With these ruby slippers
So then
I’m going to turn oysters in the sand

 

[Suedehead]

Don’t tell me
A woman
Did this to you

 

[Suedehead]

Can we please please have an ADP autumn party
@Iguana @Tisch @jivafox @BoysForSeles

 

[Tisch]

Can we please please have an ADP autumn party
@Iguana @Tisch @jivafox @BoysForSeles

My Pip costume is on pre-order!

 

[jivafox]

My Pip costume is on pre-order!

She likes RUBBER

 

[Iguana]

Can we please please have an ADP autumn party
@Iguana @Tisch @jivafox @BoysForSeles

I'm up for this! It's been a while!

 

[jivafox]

Was just rereading our last sync and cackling at it being delayed about 90,000 times to start with

 

[jivafox]

I remember when 'Big Wheel' came out and there was speculation it was about Madonna

 

[jivafox]

 

[Iguana]

Nicola Roberts on her way to the Cinderella's Eyes rerelease party

 

[Suedehead]

Girls
You’ve got to know
When it’s time to turn the page
When you’re only wet
Because of the rain

But yes some people on Unforumzed seemed to think the line

“So you are a superstar get off the cross we need the wood”

Referred to Madonna’s crucifixion performance on the Confessions Tour

IM ONLY REPORTING

 

[Iguana]

 

[Lucille]

HELLO, Mr Zebra

Can I have your sweater?

‘Cause it’s COLD COLD COLD

In my HOLE HOLE HOLE

 

[Suedehead]

Ratatouille strychnine
Sometimes she’s a friend of mine
With a gigantic whirlpool
That would blow your mind

Figure it out
She
She’s a good time fella
She got a little fund to fight for money penny’s rights
Figure it out
She
She’s a good time fella
Too bad the burial was premature
She said
And smiled

 

[Iguana]

I only recently found out thanks to Reddit that Mr Zebra is about Courtney Love

I mean I guess it makes sense, she fucking tells us three times: it's cold cold cold in my HOLE HOLE HOLE

 

[Iguana]

HELLO, Mr Zebra

Can I have your sweater?

‘Cause it’s COLD COLD COLD

In my HOLE HOLE HOLE

 

[jivafox]

WHAT was her problem? She wouldn’t take her foot off Courtney’s neck in the 90s

 

[Suedehead]

Was just rereading our last sync and cackling at it being delayed about 90,000 times to start with

The tori and Lana syncs during lockdown kept me alive

 

[Suedehead]

The fact that this era literally invented Nicola
Mother !!!

 

[BoysForSeles]

WHAT was her problem? She wouldn’t take her foot off Courtney’s neck in the 90s

It was a tale as old as time itself…it was over a man. Namely Trent Reznor.

 

[Suedehead]

It’s the love triangle that inspired much of Pele

 

[Suedehead]

NOT every girl
Is popular
Not every girl
is a Pearl

(Yes I took that picture!)

 

[Sardonicus]

There's Judy Garland taking Buddha by the hand
And then these 7 little men get up to dance
They say Confucius does his crossword with a pen
I'm still the angel to a girl who HATES TO SIN

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

You think I'm a queer, I think you're a queer.
Said I think you're a queer, I think you're a queer.
I shaved every place where you been boy.
I said, I shaved every place where you been, yes.

 

[jivafox]

Go to bed
the priests are dead
Now no one can call you bad

 

[Iguana]

Go to bed

 

[jivafox]

 

[Sardonicus]

Eat your greens
Feed your head
Mind the doubts
They harvest them
Broccoli
Feed your head
Their ideas
Are fried in fat

 

[Tisch]

Glue
Stuck to my shoes
Does anyone know why
You play with an orange rind?

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

In the land of the midnight sun
I lost myself
I lost myself

 

[Iguana]

And I feel the west in you
And I feel you falling apart too
Don't
say
that
you

don't.

 

[jivafox]

And as soon
as you have
rearranged the mess
in your head
He will show up looking
sane
perfectly sane
If I know Crazy