The Traitors - Dream Celebrity Cast?

[ZenGiraffe]

I mean I am sure it will happen some day. Probably as some sort of comic relief/children in need tie in if nothing else. Who do we want?

First Nomination- Alison Hammond (Traitor)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Anne Robinson (Faithful)

 

[Iguana]

Claudia Winkleman as both host and traitor, but they don't tell the players that she's playing.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mata Hari
Lance Armstrong
Pope Alexander VI
Mya Hindley
Milli Vanilli
Jussie Smollett
Rita Ora
Thomas Markle
Hilary Clinton
Ghislaine Maxwell
Guy Burgess
Sinitta
The White Stripes
Heather Mills
Robert Miles
A dodo
The baby from the Nevermind album cover
Jemima Puddleduck
Inner Smile
Harry Houdini
OJ Simpson

 

[Iguana]

I think Dannii would be quite devious.

 

[Lucille]

I think a celeb series could never top the civilian one.

 

[AlgoAlex]

AMANDA

 

[Iguana]

JACKIE WEAVER

 

[Penelope]

Shergar
Natalia Kills
Anne Diamond
Anne Frank
Anne, the Princess Royal
Duffy (still on heroin)
Connie Talbot (still on heroin)
Karen Matthews
Nasty Nick
Vinegar Strokes
Pixie Polite
Maddy
Kwasi Kwarteng
Suomi
Samantha Fox
That Cold That's Going Around
Liz Truss
VoR

 

[GNL]

Nadine Dorries
Dan Wooton
Shamima Begum
The guy off that woodworking show with the Nazi face tattoos

 

[GNL]

Sue from Sooty and Sweep
Christopher Maloney
Four otters in a trench coat
The cock destroyers but they go in pretending they don't know one another

 

[GNL]

And her

 

[Iguana]

The cock destroyers but they go in pretending they don't know one another

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Shergar

 

[lolly]

I'm guessing this isn't legit

 

[ButterTart]

Vanessa Feltz would be great value. Two days in she’ll be injecting custard and writing ‘betrayed’ ‘humiliated’ ‘incarcerated’ on the round table with handfuls of her own shit.

 

[ButterTart]

I think they just need to mine other reality shows for the most volatile, paranoid contestants they've ever had - Tiffany Pollard, for example - and make them faithful, then bring in someone genuinely beloved as a traitor. Miriam Margolyes would make an excellent celebrity version of Amanda.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think they just need to mine other reality shows for the most volatile, paranoid contestants they've ever had - Tiffany Pollard, for example - and make them faithful, then bring in someone genuinely beloved as a traitor. Miriam Margolyes would make an excellent celebrity version of Amanda.

That's what the American version is apparently doing

 

[ButterTart]

Patsy Kensit - faithful

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The idea of Shergar entering is still tickling me

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Judi love seems incredibly likely to be on it

 

[GNL]

That's what the American version is apparently doing

Yeah, half reality contestants, half normals.

It's quite a clever way of marketing the show to its intended audience if nothing else.

 

[octophone]

That Cold That's Going Around

!

 

[lolly]

 

[BoysForSeles]

Vernie Bennett (faithful), Kelle Bryan (traitor). A special round table of two.

 

[Apoca]

H and Claire as traitors
LSL, Faye and Lee as faithfuls

 

[Alla]

Roxanne Pallett (faithful)

 

[straightorbroken]

The very best/worst of Loose Women. Would casting Kim Woodburn in amongst them be uncomfortable? Only one way to find out!

 

[Ellie]

Just a thought!

Kim Woodburn
Prue Leith
RuPaul
Carol Vorderman
Huw Edwards
Brigitte Nielsen
Craig Revel Horwood
Diane Parish
Letitia Dean
John Barrowman (first murder victim)
Michael Ball
The Krankies
Nigel Farage (a dreadful traitor)
Laurence Fox (a faithful but first to be banished)
Gary Linekar
Denise Van Outen
Sanjeev Bhaskar
Liz Truss
Jodie Marsh
Thandwie Newton
Nadine Coyle
Lee Ryan

 

[VoR]

Monika from the Cheeky Girls (Traitor)
Gabriella from the Cheeky Girls (Faithful)

 

[Ellie]

Oh I didn’t realise there was already a topic

 

[untilted]

Tinky Winky
Alison Carey
Lolly
Princess Meghan
the Girls of FHM
Nina Nannar
Jentina

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Princess Meghan

She's a DUCHESS

 

[untilted]

She's a DUCHESS

In HER world she’s Prinny

I wouldn’t be surprised if she demands Serena Williams call her Princess Megs