The Traitors - Episode 5

[AGinAg (37)]

ACHING PAINFULLY FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW.

 

[lolly]

What time does it start? I need to calculate what time to commence drinking to be at maximum emotional lability for the round table.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

9pm I presume

 

[cwej]

Literally have a Grindr meet coming round at 10 and he keeps asking to come earlier and I'm like ARE YOU MAD?

 

[Tisch]

Will be here on time or not on time depending on when Yoko Ono stops shouting at me

 

[PercyPig]

Literally have a Grindr meet coming round at 10 and he keeps asking to come earlier and I'm like ARE YOU MAD?

He’s gonna have cum before then love

 

[cwej]

He’s gonna have cum before then love

Well I'll obviously take the Traitors over that.

 

[cwej]

He’s gonna have cum before then love

Also he's a needy bottom so he'll do as he's told.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Also had a possible shag this evening but this is way more important

 

[lolly]

I may fit a quick hand job in during the task

 

[AlgoAlex]

So excited

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[AlgoAlex]

Why is this not a LIVE THREAD? @Moderator

 

[lolly]

YAY

 

[AlgoAlex]

It’ll be Ivan surely

 

[cwej]

Ready for Fay's NO OH MY GAWDDDDD already

 

[Tisch]

I really hope she's voted for someone random like RAYAN and it's a tie

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why is this not a LIVE THREAD? @Moderator

IT IS

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Oooh!! Surely they’ll kill John and leave Alex to be banished tomorrow

 

[lolly]

Ivan - face of Rebecca Front, voice of Nigel Slater.

I won't miss those hairpins.

 

[cwej]

Oooh!! Surely they’ll kill John and leave Alex to be banished tomorrow

It's the most sensible thing for them to do - they know they are protected by Alex and Tom still being there.

 

[AlgoAlex]

IT IS

Just remembered i had them disabled

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just remembered i had them disabled

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oooh!! Surely they’ll kill John and leave Alex to be banished tomorrow

Yeah or they’ll be hoping Tom is banished instead

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hannah is my favourite faithful, easily

 

[lolly]

I know lots of Hannahs. Hannah doesn't look like a Hannah to me.

 

[Tisch]

Ivan's quite attractive right?

Tom's reaction is one of those prone to violence. Get rid.

Maddy's complete inability to not say exactly what's she's feeling. Love her!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Oh I can’t stand Hannah

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Ivan's quite attractive right?

Tom's reaction is one of those prone to violence. Get rid.

Maddy's complete inability to not say exactly what's she's feeling. Love her!

Total moron. Love it

 

[cwej]

Ivan's quite attractive right?

Tom's reaction is one of those prone to violence. Get rid.

Maddy's complete inability to not say exactly what's she's feeling. Love her!

Loved it at the breakfast yesterday when she kept saying to Matt 'I thought you two were gonna get together'

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh I can’t stand Hannah

I'd despise her in real life but she's just what you need as a cast member

 

[Tisch]

Loved it at the breakfast yesterday when she kept saying to Matt 'I thought you two were gonna get together'

Me too! I don't think it got mentioned here because we were all too transfixed on other things but it was such a highlight!

 

[Jack]

Maddy taking her glass of wine to the car with her

 

[Tisch]

Hannah's morals are tip top and I see a lot of myself in her with how she's reacting so defensively. Unfortunately, it's not good for this game so it think she'll be gone soon. Both sides will probably be happy to get rid.

 

[FetchFugly]

I very much enjoyed Ivan's polite fuck off goodbye to Tom.

 

[lolly]

Perched for Claudia's new day knitwear

 

[cwej]

Poor Alyssa and Amanda forced to get to breakfast first despite being up til the middle of the night MURDERING.

 

[AlgoAlex]

They have to kick out John and let Tom and Alex be banished

 

[lolly]

They have to kick out John and let Tom and Alex be banished

Obviously worked up a hunger. Usually I wonder why they aren't digging in.

 

[Tisch]

The traitors completely unphased by it all.

I really hope they've murdered John now. He's not fun anymore.