The Traitors (UK) S02E01

[ZenGiraffe]

Punch it. Definitely punch it

 

[Madison]

Punch.

 

[FetchFugly]

Get rid of the typical lad.

 

[straightorbroken]

Of all the soldiers to cast.

 

[untilted]

I’d be absolutely shocking at this

 

[FetchFugly]

They are all claiming to be very cutthroat with Claudia this year.

 

[straightorbroken]

I hope the old queen lives up (and down) to my expectations.

 

[D5K]

That table looks very crowded

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Excellent. A quote already!

 

[GNL]

The table full of chocolate coins. BUDGET

 

[D5K]

The ginger guy is trying far too hard

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Ginger beard will be picked, and Ash I think

 

[untilted]

Knitting and killing!

Fabulous indeed.

 

[Pingu]

Oh no they’ve gone to the Apprentice school of casting ARSEHOLES.

 

[Madison]

Are the blindfolds cummerbunds?

 

[Kratz]

Ginger is a pillock

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Ginger beard will be picked, and Ash I think

Called it

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Oh no, not Harry

 

[straightorbroken]

Why aren't any of them fake tapping the person next to them in time with Claudia's heels?

 

[FetchFugly]

Ewwwww at the lip licking

 

[lolly]

I'm quite sure I could convince myself I had been touched on the shoulder when I hadn't.

 

[Ellie]

Ginger beard already looks guilty!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ginge has no poker face whatsoever

 

[Kratz]

Ginge has no poker face whatsoever

Totally. Surely they are going to rumble that twat within 5 minutes?

 

[PercyPig]

Ginge has no poker face whatsoever

Double bluffin’

(Which I imagine is everyone’s game plan this series)

 

[lolly]

Ugh, I can't with the twat glad to be a faithful because he's genuine

FUCK OFF

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ginge and Soldier definitely EARLY OUTS.

I'd be glad to be the other Traitors, especially the one recruited overnight. They don't have to worry about an immediate poker face either.

 

[GNL]

"Ex military" isn't a job

 

[Kratz]

Who do we think is going to be Meryl level thick?

 

[Ellie]

Ash was the only one who didn’t embarrass herself there. Harry already been bloody rumbled.

 

[FetchFugly]

A Di and Harry VENDETTA brewing

 

[Kratz]

Ginge stood at the back of the room scanning everybody. Subtle!

 

[COB]

Harry is so obvious, it's true

 

[lolly]

'Individual lodgings'

 

[straightorbroken]

A bit gutted not to fancy any of them.

 

[Madison]

They need to stick to the oath this time.

 

[D5K]

I guess deliberately picking traitors they expect to be shit would guarantee the series runs in a different way from last time.

 

[lolly]

If it's MATE MATE MATE all the time I won't be able to cope

 

[ZenGiraffe]

YES. PICK SONJA

 

[D5K]

If it's MATE MATE MATE all the time I won't be able to cope

Calm down mate