The Traitors (UK) S02E05

[ZenGiraffe]

Will Ash be revealed as a traitor or a faithful? It really could go EITHER WAY.

 

[Lucille]

Meryl’s going to burst out of her Ash costume and reveal it was her ALL ALONG!

 

[PercyPig]

I was speaking to a gay at the gym and he said he didn’t know whether to love or hate Diane!!

 

[Lucille]

Someone at work said ‘I hate that teacher woman’

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A straight in one of my group chats said "Diane is annoying as fuck"

 

[COB]

I was speaking to a gay at the gym and he said he didn’t know whether to love or hate Diane!!

Someone at work said ‘I hate that teacher woman’

A straight in one of my group chats said "Diane is annoying as fuck"

 

[GNL]

I was speaking to a gay at the gym

Someone at work

A straight

 

[Tisch]

Yeah I've warmed to Lady Mother Diane's cuntography think I was just in a bit of a MOOD last week.

(Still side eyeing her "there's just something I can't put my finger on" comment re: Anthony though )

 

[Tisch]

(making sure I make that known before anyone goes digging and starts accusing me of being a STRAIGHT A WORK or something awful)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

(making sure I make that known before anyone goes digging and starts accusing me of being a STRAIGHT A WORK or something awful)

Too late.

 

[Tisch]

Too late.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[lolly]

Strong language?

I hope someone calls Paul a CUNT

 

[Ellie]

Strong language?

I hope someone calls Paul a CUNT

They usually say “very strong” when there’s a cunt in there

 

[Madison]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh my god who would have thought?

 

[lolly]

Well that was nailbiting

 

[untilted]

THATS IT?!

 

[untilted]

I wanted her to DRAG! What a disappointment

But more fool me for thinking she had it in her

 

[RS]

Must be horrible watching people cheering while you’re sad and leaving

 

[Madison]

I wanted her to DRAG!

No no no no.

 

[FetchFugly]

RESHAPED GENUINE EMOTIONS

 

[lolly]

Pair of wankers

 

[Kratz]

Surely THIS will show Paul’s hand?

Why would Meg get murdered - she’s so insignificant compared to Paul.

 

[RS]

Shut up Jonny

 

[lolly]

Oh come on Diane. Because he's an amazing man he can't be a traitor? You should be better than that.

 

[RS]

Surely THIS will show Paul’s hand?

Why would Meg get murdered - she’s so insignificant compared to Paul.

Not that anyone would clock that

 

[GNL]

Nobody's looking at him...

But Ross is.

 

[Ellie]

Loving Claudia’s red leather fingerless gloves.

 

[Kratz]

Seriously, Charlie, Andrew and the clairvoyant (Tracey?) - how do they have the brains to put their pants on the right way round.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh no, not football analogies.

There are GAYS WATCHING

 

[FetchFugly]

Paul thinks he is Ted Lasso.

 

[Kratz]

Do we really need this meeting?

 

[FetchFugly]

They are all coordinated at breakfast

 

[lolly]

Thank goodness Evie and Charlie have different accents

Can't we just cull both without explanation?

 

[Lucille]

Do we really need this meeting?

Mr 4 times a day at a work.

 

[FetchFugly]

This Paul LOVEFEST is too much.

 

[cwej]

Thank goodness Evie and Charlie have different accents

Can't we just cull both without explanation?

They may have done and we'd never know.

 

[RS]

Not that anyone would clock that

Oh they actually are

 

[FetchFugly]

How awkward did he look...