The Traitors (UK) S02E09

[straightorbroken]

Why is Jaz wearing clothes? Claudia needs to crank the heating up full blast.

 

[untilted]

The sleeves of that jumper are what my hole will look like after a night of Zach.

Fucks sake

Doesn’t disagree

 

[lolly]

Do we usually get flashbacks?

 

[Tisch]

Wait

Imagine Harry getting banished today and ANDREW winning all this

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HE'S RIGHT YOU BIG DICKED BUFFOON

 

[Lucille]

Wait

Imagine Harry getting banished today and ANDREW winning all this

 

[Lucille]

Omg Jaz is COOKING.

 

[lolly]

Did you do your make-up in the dark, Charlotte?

 

[Tisch]

Do we think Zach is thick AND long or just thick? I'm thinking just thick

 

[lolly]

Do we think Zach is thick AND long or just thick? I'm thinking just thick

Total chode

 

[supermassive]

Zack is just good for getting that schlonged sucked while he wears that £19.99 Uniqlo fleece.

 

[FetchFugly]

That's SO FUNNY

Definitely Team Jasmine in this war.

 

[Tisch]

Everyone is literally turning on everyone this episode

Except for Molly

 

[Lucille]

Do we think Zach is thick AND long or just thick? I'm thinking just thick

Average length but double thickness.

 

[untilted]

“hi girls”

 

[Tisch]

Average length but double thickness.

Yes exactly!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Average length but double thickness.

Great for PUSHING IN HAEMORRHOIDS

 

[untilted]

Do we think Zach is thick AND long or just thick? I'm thinking just thick

Average across the board but great stamina

 

[supermassive]

Charlotte is so HR/recruitment

 

[straightorbroken]

Charlotte vs Jasmine is heating up nicely. Not sure I want a challenge postponing the round table any longer.

 

[Tisch]

Great for PUSHING IN HAEMORRHOIDS

A Dr Christian tried and true method (probs)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Omg the scarf

 

[untilted]

Charlotte is so HR/recruitment

I was just thinking that

PHONEY fuck. It’s giving “I want you to think I’m here for you but really I’ll be protecting the business”

 

[Tisch]

"Claudia said it was her holiday home, but she's LYING"

 

[PercyPig]

Claudia giving it Crystal Maze

 

[straightorbroken]

Is that a scarf or a huge umbilical cord?

 

[Lucille]

Need that GIRTHY SCARF almost as much as Zack’s GIRTHY BUSS DUSTER.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is that a scarf or a huge umbilical cord?

Well she is MOTHERING so BOTH

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BUSS DUSTER

 

[Madison]

Maybe don’t send the claustrophobic one?

 

[Madison]

Maybe don’t send him first?

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh how many minutes before gay twitter has a clipped clip of Harry saying it gets itchy around your (w)hole?

 

[untilted]

Oh this is knocking me sick

 

[straightorbroken]

Zack has a nice arse in those joggers.

 

[untilted]

What’s with the emphasis on CLAUSTROPHOBIA? Absolute stuff of nightmares. I mean I know that’s the point but still. Horrid.

 

[supermassive]

What is this ITV I'm A Celeb shit, can we not

 

[lolly]

Did I just hear 'skelington'?

 

[FetchFugly]

Did I just hear 'skelington'?

CHARLOTTE was it not?

 

[untilted]

Did I just hear 'skelington'?

Yes

 

[Lucille]

Using “good for you, I’m glad that’s in your skill set, it’s not for me” at work all the time now.