The Traitors (UK) S04E01

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm not sure I'll be able to deal with that Welsh woman's humour for long

Or her dress sense

You'll be 10p poorer then

 

[FetchFugly]

Very naughty.

 

[Lucille]

He’s engaged? *unfollows*

 

[lolly]

 

[Lucille]

Secret traitor we don’t know is a great twist.

 

[Lucille]

Also no one is seeing you as an Essex stereotype.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh Craggy gay is definitely evil

 

[Lucille]

Love DC Lesbian already.

 

[Ellie]

Do we believe the coincidence of the two with a mutual friend who know each other?

 

[FetchFugly]

Big blue collar is already getting a wee bit on my tits.

 

[lolly]

Big blue collar is already getting a wee bit on my tits.

There's something about the fashion and the hair that doesn't gel.

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[Lucille]

Is this our first FAGGY TRAITOR?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh he's going to push someone off a cliff!

 

[Lucille]

Oh wait how can I forget.

 

[Sardonicus]

If Drag Race UK Season 5 is anything to go by, the Scottish gay from the CRAGGY OUTCROPPINGS will be CHILLINGLY EVIL

 

[Lucille]

Are all the traitors NON-ENGLISH?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Love that the "secret traitor" was completely not there for that shot and she just FINGERED THE AIR

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are all the traitors NON-ENGLISH?

And they had better pick off YOU LOT ASAP

 

[Lucille]

Is Hugo ONE OF US ALSO? He did call her QUEEN CLAUDIA.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DC Lesbian is my current pick for Secret Traitor

 

[supermassive]

I can confirm through "personal sources" that Matthew is gay

 

[Lucille]

Hugo would land surprisingly high in my shag rank I fear.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hugo would land surprisingly high in my shag rank I fear.

Think of the SWEET TREATS afterwards

 

[Lucille]

Are any of these guys straight actually?

 

[GNL]

Are any of these guys straight actually?

The one with FIVE SPROGS presumably.

 

[lolly]

Nice to see a Great British reality stereotype immediately present

 

[Sardonicus]

If they're gunning for Matt then we need a gratuitous shower scene STAT pls

 

[supermassive]

There's a fun meta game within The Traitors of "straight or gay?"

 

[FetchFugly]

Landfill indie guy seems a bit of a loose cannon.

 

[Lucille]

I think we need a final showdown between dangly earring evil vintage jacket skinny jean straight and double pleated pants craggy outcropping evil gay.

 

[lolly]

Car to rhe end of the drive where they transfer blindfolded into a hotel shuttle

 

[FetchFugly]

NOT THE WINK

 

[ZenGiraffe]

NOT THE WINK

Absolutely DESPICABLE

 

[FetchFugly]

Absolutely DESPICABLE

To Claudia...what kind of demon.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ok I'm fully Team Hugo

 

[Lucille]

MAMMY!

 

[supermassive]

I fear Rachel is going to be a meme machine.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh I like the secret traitor

 

[lolly]

This is EXCELLENT