The Traitors (UK) S04E09

[Lucille]

We’re watching a MASTER AT WORK!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is OPEN UNIVERSITY'S FINEST SPY

 

[FetchFugly]

Don't (YOU DARE) cry

 

[GNL]

Oh poor Ellie

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Jade is DONE WITH THIS SHIT

 

[Lucille]

Have they banished/killed anyone attractive yet?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Have they banished/killed anyone attractive out yet?

HUGO

 

[Madison]

Time to get rid of Jade.

 

[Lucille]

There’s a definite bias towards the HOT PLAYERS remaining.

 

[GNL]

Obsessed with the concept of Jade "warming up over time" when she's spent the entire season like:

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[Lucille]

None for Craggy or Rachel.

 

[Lucille]

Surely the best traitor game EVER?

 

[FetchFugly]

I thought Jade was DONE

 

[GNL]

"I am, and always have been, Ross' girlfriend."

 

[Madison]

After four series, would it kill them to have a producer teach them about reflexive pronouns at the beginning? Won’t someone think of Lord Reith?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Surely the best traitor game EVER?

They've still three episodes to fuck it up / get screwed over by a seer-like twist

 

[Lucille]

*Pretends to remember who Ross is*

 

[FetchFugly]

NO, let them kill!

 

[Lucille]

They've still three episodes to fuck it up / get screwed over by a seer-like twist

Oh here we are, producers have cancelled a murder because they’re doing too well!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Something is AFOOT

 

[Lucille]

Is Jade lowkey playing the ultimate boring but hot sad girl game?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not this cover of Numb

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Craggy has chosen a lovely Tartan

 

[GNL]

Not the sob story section.

 

[Lucille]

I’d like Faraaz to make a pilgrimage to my Pillar of Islam.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’d like Faraaz to make a pilgrimage to my Pillar of Islam.

 

[GNL]

Jade: "I'm going to buy two cardigans."

 

[Madison]

What a Debbie downer.

 

[Lucille]

WTF

 

[Agneeta]

GIRLFRIEND?

 

[Madison]

Such a bizarre dinner party. Cheese as a starter, conversations about money and the death of family members.

 

[Lucille]

James just realising Matthew is gay.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Luskentyre is one of the prettiest beaches of the outcroppings

 

[Lucille]

The cruel craggy homophobic outcroppings.

Thank god for DALSTON.

 

[Sardonicus]

Images of poor CRAGGY trying to PRAY THE GAY AWAY at some windswept ruined church.

 

[Lucille]

AGOG Rachel isn’t a POWER LESBIAN.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

AGOG Rachel isn’t a POWER LESBIAN.

THERE'S STILL TIME FOR DIVORCE

 

[Lucille]

Not even acknowledging her Mum in this intimate moment is ODD.

 

[Lucille]

THERE'S STILL TIME FOR DIVORCE

She’s giving LLL (Late in life lesbian)

 

[Lucille]

Not DOUBLE PENETRATION!