The Traitors UK S4 Shag Rank

[Dark Carnival]

Who’s got you in a mood for a bit of PEEN, girls?

• Stephen
• Ross
• Hugo
• Sam
• Adam
• Reece
• Maz
• Faraaz
• Matthew
• Jack
• Ben
• James

 

[Lucille]

We need pics I can’t remember all those names!

 

[jyxz]

We need pics I can’t remember all those names!

seconded

 

[Lucille]

ADAM

BEN

FARAAZ

HUGO

JACK

JAMES

MATTHEW

MAZ

REECE

ROSS

SAM

STEPHEN

 

[Lucille]

1. Jack
2. Matthew
3. Hugo
4. Faraaz
5. Adam
6. Ross
7. Sam
8. Reece
9. Stephen
10. Maz
11. James
12. Ben

 

[straightorbroken]

01. Jack
02. Ross
03. Adam
04. Faraaz
05. Matthew
06. Stephen
07. Sam
08. Reece
09. James
10. Maz
11. Hugo
12. Ben

Subject to change. I'd say from Sam above that's a pretty good-looking bunch. How many are bummers?

 

[Lucille]

Definitely the most fuckable season we’ve had.

 

[jivafox]

1. Matthew
2. Ross
3. Reece
4. Faraaz
5. Jack
6. Stephen
7. Hugo
8. Sam
9. Adam
10. James
11. Maz
12. Ben

 

[Lucille]

Reece at 3 is crazy.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

1. Matthew
2. Ross
3. Hugo
4. Adam
5. Reece
6. Jack
7. Maz
8. Sam
9. Stephen
10. Faraaz
11. James
12. Ben

 

[Agneeta]

Reece at 3 is crazy.

Is he sweat shop assistant?

 

[Sardonicus]

1 Adam
2 Matthew
3 Stephen
4 Ross
5 Jack
6 Hugo
7 Sam
8 Faraaz
9 Reece
10 James
11 Maz
12 Ben

Subject to change as I can only VAGUELY REMEMBER a few at the minute.

 

[Lucille]

 

[jivafox]

 

[straightorbroken]

Had no idea Stephen was so muscled. And he's ginger. He'll be higher than 6th in my next ranking I'm sure.

 

[Agneeta]

Stephen is a surprising slice.

 

[Lucille]

Do you think Hugo calls it RUMPY PUMPY?

 

[GNL]

Hugo makes you sign a NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT and only then does he call it RUMPY PUMPY.

 

[RS]

These lists are so wrong, I had to log in to post the correct one:


01. Reece
02. Faraaz
03. Hugo

04. Adam
05. Sam
06. Jack
07. Ross
08. Stephen
09. Mattew
10. Maz
11. James
12. Ben

 

[Sheena]

Based solely on looks:

1. Matthew
2. Hugo
3. Stephen
4. Ross
5. Sam
6. Jack
7. Adam
8. Reece
9. James
10. Faraaz
11. Maz
12. Ben

Anyone in the top ten is worth a go, though. Definitely a good looking cast.

 

[SvalaWuzRobbed]

1. Jack
2. Matthew
3. Adam
4. Faraaz
5. Reece
6. Hugo
7. Stephen
8. Ross
9. Sam
10. Maz
11. James

12. Ben

But we need more air time for some for a truly scientific comparison

 

[Dark Carnival]

These lists are so wrong, I had to log in to post the correct one:


01. Reece
02. Faraaz
03. Hugo

04. Adam
05. Sam
06. Jack
07. Ross
08. Stephen
09. Mattew
10. Maz
11. James
12. Ben

hi habibtchi!

 

[Lucille]

She really did pop back in just to remind us of her BAD TASTE!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

1. Hugo
2. Jack
3. Matthew
4. Adam
5. Ross
6. Stephen
7. Faraaz
8. Reece
9. Sam
10. James
11. Maz
12. Ben

 

[Generic Account]

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[BoysForSeles]

Finally one I can take part in. Top 7 i’d have a go, 8, 9 and 10 might need to wait until near the end of a bottle of red but then I think I’d respond to a wandering hand. The last 2 under no circumstances. I don’t feel like Faraaz is the second best looking yet I keep noticing him.

1 Jack
2 Faraaz
3 Matthew
4 Ross
5 Sam
6 Adam
7 Stephen
8 Reece
9 Hugo
10 James
11 Maz
12 Ben

 

[Joseph]

Sam could fill my Jonathan Bailey obsession

 

[Dark Carnival]

1. Stephen
2. Matt
3. Faraaz
4. Jack
5. James
6. Sam
7. Ross
8. Reece
9. Adam
10. Hugo
11. Maz
12. Ben

 

[Jacques]

1. Faraaz (something about his cheeky smile and accent is really doing it for me)
2. Matthew
3. Sam
4. Stephen
5. Reece
6. Ross
7. Adam
8. Jack (that dangly earring is quite a turn-off, but shirtless pics can't be argued with)
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9. James
10. Hugo
11. Maz
12. Ben

 

[Music]

01. Ross
02. Sam
03. Stephen
04. Faraaz
05. Matthew
06. Jack
07. Adam
08. Reece
09. Maz
10. Hugo
11. James
12. Ben

 

[jyxz]

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1. Reece
2. Sam
3. Stephen
4. Matthew
5. Ross
6. Adam
7. Faraaz
8. Jack
9. James
10. Maz
11. Hugo
12. Ben

 

[straightorbroken]

Well after tonight:

01. Matthew

 

[ILL ADVISED]

1. Hugo
2. Jack
3. Matthew
4. Adam
5. Ross
6. Stephen
7. Faraaz
8. Reece
9. Sam
10. James
11. Maz
12. Ben

1. Ross (+4)
2. Matthew (+1)
3. Hugo (-2)
4. Adam (-)
5. Jack (-3)
6. Faraaz (+1)
7. Stephen (-1)
8. Reece (-)
9. Sam (-)
10. James (-)
11. Maz (-)
12. Ben (-)

 

[straightorbroken]

So is Jack a gay homosexual?

 

[Lucille]

He’s a STRAGGOT.

 

[jyxz]

 

[Suomi]

Only Hugo

Some of you are so cheap listing all of the available contestants

 

[straightorbroken]

Any attraction to Stephen just went flaccid here. I just don't understand Jack's choice of hair and eyebrows, but still would. In a world where I'm their age of course..