The UK Green Parties

[ZenGiraffe]

The BF:

 

[jivafox]

Speaking of hot partners of LOONY LEFTIES, Owen Jones’s beautiful husband hasn’t been seen for a while

 

[Lucille]

The velour grey hoodie, that’s TRADE HONEY!

 

[Jark]

Speaking of hot partners of LOONY LEFTIES, Owen Jones’s beautiful husband hasn’t been seen for a while

who knows what became of the poor man after he realised he'd gotten married to somebody who would never let him TALK! we can only speculate...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh no, not COMEDY

 

[GNL]

The BOJO model.

 

[big ron]

Ha I saw a load of Greens FRETTING about this hypothetical scenario just a few days ago!

 

[big ron]

He’s sharp enough that it’ll be fine, Hislop will be FROTHING to get a boobgate gag out within 3 minutes

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I’m now a card carrying member

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Love that he's gone viral* for this:



*Shown up twice on my fyp

 

[big ron]

I’m now a card carrying member

 

[lolly]

I think I need a wank

 

[big ron]

They've got nothing and its funny.

 

[VoR]

The 12 projected seats

Birkenhead
Brighton Kemptown & Peacehaven
Brighton Pavilion
Bristol Central
Bristol East
Bristol North East
Bristol South
Huddersfield
Leeds Central & Headingley
North Herefordshire
Sheffield Central
Waveney Valley

 

[Agneeta]

Great but the Reform majority makes my soul weep.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[VoR]

 

[lolly]

 

[Sheena]

IT'S ALL GOING SO WELL!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Our first greens in second poll I believe?


(Though not the most reputable pollster)

 

[Agneeta]

 

[GNL]

Unfortunately this poll hasn't reckoned with the possibility of Diane Abbott dropping a crunchy, LQ jpeg of Zack Polanski on twitter.

 

[Finn]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Suedehead]

Well I just joined the green party

Let’s rise Zack hive

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What happens when a theatre kid becomes a party leader?

 

[big ron]

Liz Truss

Who?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm sad to report that the Dame is on the WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY here



(As is Clammy/Rowan/Barnacle fave Rory Stewart, who has a complete NEOLIBERAL ANEURYSM over their interview with Polanski)

 

[Lucille]

Poor love is definitely losing her seat to them next election.

 

[VoR]

 

[GNL]

Fresh from his successful venture launching Your Party.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

KATHARINE HAMNETT X THE GREEN PARTY

In collaboration with Katharine Hamnett, the Green Party and Zack Polanski

katharinehamnett.teemill.com

 

[big ron]

KATHARINE HAMNETT X THE GREEN PARTY

In collaboration with Katharine Hamnett, the Green Party and Zack Polanski

katharinehamnett.teemill.com

My cousin was quite right wing, calming down a fair bit once he fell in love with a non white girl.

Anyway, he's marrying her next year and there is obviously a stag. I am 100% buying both me and him something from this range.

 

[Muddy]

I think this is great

Zack Polenski is the man who thinks you can grow your breasts bigger by hypnosis , Not convincing .

 

[Finn]

My breasts simply couldn't BE any bigger actually

 

[Jocasta Clun]

I THINK HE'S MARVELLOUS

 

[Shirley]

Was that someone we 'know' or were they just banned for having the wrong opinions?

 

[jivafox]

Banned for being a transphobe was the long and short of it.

 

[Agneeta]

JUSTICE FOR HATE SPEECH