The UK: The Keir Starmer years - RESIGNED (1 Viewer)

[GNL]

Category is "Things Emily Thornberry might say in earshot of multiple journalists and the Prime Minister himself":

The party is DOOMED we might as well have SOMEONE in the cabinet who isn’t DESPERATELY BORING!

 

[Lucille]

It’s not looking good Thornicators

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Labour MPs showing their signature powers of GOOD JUDGEMENT

 

[GNL]

Cunt Cunting in being a cunt shocker

What's the betting CREEPY UNCLE MANDY has better job security than Big Ange?

 

[octophone]

They really have no credibility. But maybe they never did given how their numbers tanked during the election campaign.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[octophone]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Do you feel sorry for Emily Thornberry?

 

[Tisch]

Do you feel sorry for Emily Thornberry?

SOMETIMES I DO

 

[Lucille]

Shaking hands with the Israeli PM and standing by the associate of a PAEDOPHILE! Keir really is determined to be our WICKEDEST PM!

 

[Lucille]

Does he have STANS? Who is this all for?

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

Emily OUT!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

For posterity

 

[Lucille]

Goodbye England’s rose.

 

[jivafox]

September 11th now to be remembered for this tragedy

 

[GNL]

Keir Starmer sacks Peter Mandelson as US ambassador over links to Jeffrey Epstein

Peter Mandelson, the UK's ambassador to the US, had faced backlash over his links to the late convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

www.bbc.co.uk

Hopefully he has close pals by his side to comfort him... Oh...

 

[octophone]

Ditched before it spread to Streeting. No loss, bye Mandy, you malevolent cunt.

 

[jivafox]

Literally “stood by him 100%” yesterday

FUCK OFF KEITH

 

[VoR]

If only there had been some kind of historical precedent for Mandelson being a complete liability. Even the tiniest hint.

 

[Agneeta]

Oh Mandy.

 

[Lucille]

If he only he had some terrible news to bury the story!

 

[funky]

Oh Mandy.

You came and you took without giving.

 

[Nancy]

You came and you took without giving.

Bottoms everywhere

 

[Lucille]

Maybe now they can give the job to OUR EM!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Think of the potential for DIPLOMATIC INCIDENTS

"Don't you think the chargé d'affaires is BORING"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Joint Ticket for Rayner/Thornberry immediately please

 

[funky]

The problem here is that if Starmer faces a leadership challenge doesn’t that play into a need for a snap election. And now is really not the time…

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The problem here is that if Starmer faces a leadership challenge doesn’t that play into a need for a snap election. And now is really not the time…

I mean, the opposition parties will scream for one, but there won't be.

 

[Nancy]

Keir will be gone by Christmas.

MYSTIC NANCE

 

[GNL]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Will he be the second shortest serving modern PM?

 

[big ron]

I can't see this happening soon.

I do like Burnham though, I think he's got the communication skills Starmer lacks dearly.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh I forgot about Alec Douglas-Home (as did history)

 

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[Finn]

Biggest shock there is that PESTON is still going

 

[Jark]

is the vote finally happening tonight? everything Labour does is so SLOW

 

[ZenGiraffe]

is the vote finally happening tonight? everything Labour does is so SLOW

For deputy leader? Oh honey, we've got over a month of this to go. The winner will be announced 25th October

 

[Jark]

fucking hell

 

[GNL]

A second cunty bob has hit the Labour leadership election.