The UK: The Keir Starmer years - RESIGNED

[ZenGiraffe]

This has shades of the Boris Johnson death-by-a-thousand resignations fiasco about it.

Hope the news channels give our Kier his own on-screen resignation counter.

Sky news does

 

[hyperwoof]

I'd actually forgotten about the whole Change UK debacle - jesus - he was awful.

 

[Soldi]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CHAOS WITH ED MILLIBAND GROWS EVER MORE LIKELY

 

[funky]

Ed Miliband v Wes Streeting

I can’t for the LIFE of me understand why so many people are turning to the smaller parties

 

[VoR]

Belgium giving understudy

 

[Shirley]

CHAOS WITH ED MILLIBAND GROWS EVER MORE LIKELY

YES YES YES! TUFFY NUFF

 

[Agneeta]

Belgium giving understudy

Belgium for Deputy PM.

 

[FetchFugly]

 

[Lucille]

 

[hyperwoof]

Well just fancy that - never would I have considered this to be the playbook! My name is hyperwoof and I am 1 day old.

 

[GNL]

Breaking: Edgar Neubauer, Buddy Holly and Snowball I come out in support of Keir Starmer.

 

[octophone]

Nick Candy? Billionaie Nick Candy who has laundered donated millions with Reform? Who would have thought it?

 

[hyperwoof]

Nick Candy? Billionaie Nick Candy who has laundered donated millions with Reform? Who would have thought it?

I know right?

 

[octophone]

Anyone whose bio begins "billionaire landlord"....

 

[Agneeta]

I think we can tell what happened.

 

[hyperwoof]

Oh please have sacked him

 

[hyperwoof]

Or maybe Starmer was ready with his Whatsapp logs

 

[Agneeta]

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE

 

[octophone]

Someone's been told that they can either STFU or have their Whatsapp messages leaked...

 

[Agneeta]

According to unfounded Internet rumours, Streeting will resign soon and start a leadership challenge.

If this happens, please Milliband stand.

 

[Agneeta]

Not unfounded - reported by The Times and Sky News now.

 

[hyperwoof]

He's just giving me Mark Oaten and much as that would be funny….

 

[funky]

Streeting just gives me such Boris Johnson vibes. He’s been gunning for power and ascension for so long and has never actually stopped at any point to have a word with himself and ask whether he’s actually cut out for the job.

 

[win_the_game]

This aged well.

 

[Shoat]

Streeting would of course be a HORROR SHOW

So I can't be that gleeful about any of this Get Keir Out stuff. Jess Philips' letter was very articulate, but she'll quickly undermine herself as a TOP GRADE TWIT if she backs Streeting.

 

[funky]

They're all a bunch of FUCKING IDIOTS

Labour loyalists mostly want Starmer to stay. Reform defectors mostly just want Labour out and aren't going to be swayed by Streeting. Green defectors DEFINITELY do not want Streeting.

WHO DOES THIS APPEAL TO?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WHO DOES THIS APPEAL TO?

HIS EVIL CULT OF TWINKS

 

[octophone]

The right wing press will back him because he's a terf.

 

[octophone]

...or rather, any other challenger will be smeared into infinity.

 

[hyperwoof]

...or rather, any other challenger will be smeared into infinity.

 

[funky]

The right wing press will probably back him because they know he'll be an UMITIGATED DISASTER

 

[funky]

Streeting also has such a terrible case of TORY FACE

UTTERLY SLAPPABLE

 

[hyperwoof]

You’d think he’d be on the jabs.

 

[Agneeta]

FAT CUNT, FACE FULL OF JIZZ.

 

[Sheena]

FAT CUNT, FACE FULL OF JIZZ.

In fairness, that's a description of my ideal man right there...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CHAOS.
WITH.
ED.
MILLIBAND.

 

[octophone]

Streeting also has such a terrible case of TORY FACE

UTTERLY SLAPPABLE

I could not tire of kicking him in his grinning, nasty, bigoted, idiotic face.

 

[Indie]

It would be lovely redemption to see PM Miliband.

But let's face it, neither of them are going to be popular with the public. Starmer may be toxic, but neither Streeting nor Miliband are going to change one single bit of public perception.

 

[Jark]

maybe not but I can imagine Miliband steadying the ship enough to make a left-leaning Labour a player in a Green-led coalition government. ie. preventing the total annihilation they're currently on track for.