The Unholy Saturday

[octophone]

'Ello.

Hade a few ales with the work buds last night and it was all awfully good fun. Wobbly last night, fine this morning. Was pleased to find I managed a single two-word post on here before thinking the better of it and heading for bed.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's half term girls. Get the ket out fellow teachers.

 

[Soldi]

Was drinking from 1pm to 3am, not a hint of a hangover

 

[floppet]

Finally decided to buy myself an air-fryer now that they're out of stock everywhere.

 

[Rita]

OMG Vera has only gone and done it. She turned up with 5 bottles of Prime for the boy. Limited to 5 per person. She has saved my sanity!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

All the idiot boys at school are raving about Prime. What a load of shit.

 

[GNL]

Feel like pure shit, just want carbohydrates.

 

[octophone]

Was drinking from 1pm to 3am, not a hint of a hangover

That's youth for you. It's all fun and games until yr metabolism slows down.

 

[Rita]

All the idiot boys at school are raving about Prime. What a load of shit.

Oh I know. Anything for an easy life Ag, my love.

 

[Rita]

Feel like pure shit, just want carbohydrates.

You must have a large range of carb filled treats on offer on foodhub around you? Try living here. No takeaways are open here until 4pm and even at that you need to drive to collect most.

 

[Diddy]

The massage guy turnt me outt today, I don’t know why my lower back and shoulders are so knackered, just because it got cold? That’s such an old person problem

The manager gave me a “face stretch” too, and kept commenting on how stiff the muscles were like I was a medical marvel It did seem to make a difference anyway

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

All the idiot boys at school are raving about Prime. What a load of shit.

Parents should follow my lead and say NO. So much refreshment available elsewhere AND free of charge which is a real plus during this time of horrifying price rises and everything being so bruisingly dear. The twins are always going on about how parched they are and to them I say, HERE’S A BEAKER, POND’S OVER THERE

 

[Star]

All the idiot boys at school are raving about Prime. What a load of shit.

I'd never heard of it before Reet mentioned it on here!

 

[Star]

@The Unholy Ghost you seem like a distant friend?

 

[Apoca]

The unholy ghost (of the kettering twink)

 

[RJN]

Feel like pure shit, just want carbohydrates.

have you tried Prime?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

That's youth for you. It's all fun and games until yr metabolism slows down.

Yes @Soldi, JUST YOU WAIT



I had less than a bottle of wine last night - the relationship between that and my grand retour à Mopsy Chatbox is open to debate - and went to bed thinking WELL I FEEL AWFUL NOW

 

[Rita]

Yes @Soldi, JUST YOU WAIT



I had less than a bottle of wine last night - the relationship between that and my grand retour à Mopsy Chatbox is open to debate - and went to bed thinking WELL I FEEL AWFUL NOW

WELCOME BACK.

 

[Soldi]

Yes @Soldi, JUST YOU WAIT



I had less than a bottle of wine last night - the relationship between that and my grand retour à Mopsy Chatbox is open to debate - and went to bed thinking WELL I FEEL AWFUL NOW

Back on it again x

 

[Rita]

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Back on it again x

Ooh what is that you are drinking sweetheart?

 

[Soldi]

Ooh what is that you are drinking sweetheart?

AMARETTO SOUR

 

[Rita]

AMARETTO SOUR

Nice choice.

 

[Jocasta Clun]

Darlings I've done SWEET FUCK ALL today you'll be THRILLED TO KNOW

 

[Lucille]

Where is the EGG WHITE may I ask?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Darlings I've done SWEET FUCK ALL today you'll be THRILLED TO KNOW

Oh Jocasta darling are you new here too? I myself have ONLY JUST JOINED!

 

[Lucille]

So many EXCITING and more importantly NEW posters gracing us. They must’ve been lured in by the INVITING AROMA.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

So many EXCITING and more importantly NEW posters gracing us. They must’ve been lured in by the INVITING AROMA.

Darling it’s ALL about the POIGNANT NIFF!

 

[Jocasta Clun]

Oh Jocasta darling are you new here too? I myself have ONLY JUST JOINED!

I AM UNHOLY DARLING I AM. I was drawn in by the MUSKY EMANATING ODOURS but not sure if I'm STOPPING as THOSE CURTAINS could USE A STEAM CLEAN for STARTERS

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I AM UNHOLY DARLING I AM. I was drawn in by the MUSKY EMANATING ODOURS but not sure if I'm STOPPING as THOSE CURTAINS could USE A STEAM CLEAN for STARTERS

Oh darling you’ve obviously not seen the state of the nets in the COCO STAR ANNEXE. I’ve seen dead dogs living in more sanitary conditions

 

[Lucille]

Yes be careful, the kiddie’s play pit is, rather inevitably, full of TURDS.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Yes be careful, the kiddie’s play pit is, rather inevitably, full of TURDS.

How wonderful that there’s a CRÈCHE here! Truly the sign of a CARING CHAT BOUTIQUE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a time to be ALIVE

 

[Lucille]

How wonderful that there’s a CRÈCHE here! Truly the sign of a CARING CHAT BOUTIQUE!

Anything to stop Soldi rubbing his BITS on FRIGHTENED GUESTS.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Anything to stop Soldi rubbing his BITS on FRIGHTENED GUESTS.

Oh darling I was warned about him by the concierge on the way in. Like an IN HEAT SPANIEL I’m told

 

[Jocasta Clun]

CONCIERGE? I had to PRESS A BUZZER in the BACK ALLEY and SPEAK INTO THE GRATE

 

[lolly]

So many EXCITING and more importantly NEW posters gracing us. They must’ve been lured in by the INVITING AROMA.

OMG, did we get Indie and Zen to finally shell out for the SCRATCH N' SNIFF add on?

 

[Martha Skidd]

Oh darlings it’s NOSE TO NUPPUL in here

WELCOME ALL NEW LADIES

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Oh darlings it’s NOSE TO NUPPUL in here

WELCOME ALL NEW LADIES

Oh darling how very kind and how wonderful to meet you! Don’t get the wrong idea but you look EVER SO PRETTY

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

CONCIERGE? I had to PRESS A BUZZER in the BACK ALLEY and SPEAK INTO THE GRATE

Darling you need to dress “the part” and dish up a touch of glamour to get the concierge service. I myself had just been to HARRODS and had all the bags and whatnot so they knew they were getting a CLASS ACT

 

[Star]

Ah the fireworks have started and poor little Dannii is terrified It'll go on for another two weeks at least.