The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

[GNL]

Maybe she’ll cause the nuclear apocalypse just to SAVE FACE.

The Thatcher/tank photo opp, but it's Liz Truss doing this

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[COB]

Oh boy

 

[funky]

OT: God I fancy the fuck out of Jon Richardson

Same

 

[funky]

God this thread is content gold.

My mum’s husband voted Tory all his life. He’s lost £17k so far in gilts in the last 3 weeks. Really dying to ask him how he feels about his vote now but it’s probably not the time

 

[COB]

Sounds like the PERFECT time to me

 

[funky]

The Tories are killing each other on Twitter. I don’t use Twitter but I like reading the comments from the links in here. The savagery from the Jeremy Hunt announcement is astonishing.

The best part though is that they can’t agree what to do instead. They have such a lack of decent human beings at the top of the ticket that the revolving door was inevitable.

I agree with what’s being said, I’m looking beyond Truss now and hoping for a proper split in British conservatism. If that happens it could be another generation before we see them again

 

[Sheena]

Same

WE’LL BOTH HAVE HIM!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fair question

 

[Madison]

(OT: The News Agents is so much better than Newscast. I feel sorry of Adam Fleming being hamstrung by BBC rules. And don’t get me started on the new Americast).

 

[VoR]

 

[VoR]

She’s lost the Mail. It’s over.

 

[Lucille]

3 weeks between those headlines

 

[Lucille]

Not the ‘EAT TO BEAT THE MENOPAUSE’ above her picture as well.

 

[Lucille]

THAT POOR WOMEN!!!

 

[COB]

That menopause lady is loving Liz being on the ropes, look how smug she is about it!

 

[Lucille]

If only Liz had eaten more blueberries and laid off the white bread

 

[funky]

The Fail knows something we don't

She's DONE!

 

[GNL]

The Fail knows something we don't

And that something is that single mums cause cancer.

 

[Lucille]

Girls what’s the shortest job you’ve all had? I was once fired from a café in Glasgow after 6 days!!!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I did 8 weeks at B&M bargains

 

[funky]

I walked out of Our Price (record store for you young uns) after about 8 weeks, three days before Christmas because they put me down for Christmas Eve, and.... no. BYE!

 

[funky]

Oh wait I also did a bar job for ONE DAY and didn't go back because I hadn't realised I'd have to clean the toilets at the end of the night

I'm a lazy fuck.

 

[GNL]

I did one shift as a waiter at some cocktail bar in the middle of nowhere. It was on the grounds of a fish processing plant because it was the vanity project of the son of the fish processing magnate.

 

[Lucille]

Love a speakeasy in a fish factory.

 

[GNL]

I also did a few weekends at a call centre for AO. I quit because I got disciplined for turning up 2 minutes late for the pep talk we had to attend 5 minutes before our shift started and we actually began to be paid to be there.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I also did a few weekends at a call centre for AO. I quit because I got disciplined for turning up 2 minutes late for the pep talk we had to attend 5 minutes before our shift started and we actually began to be paid to be there.

Oh I know someone who worked for them in head office recently and quit very quickly as it was so shit

 

[D5K]

 

[HalamaK]

We did that when Boris Johnson was first "elected" and it went poorly. No title changes until she's dead.

Dead enough yet?

 

[HalamaK]

Odds update: She's now under evens for leaving in 2022, odds for a 2023 exit are drifting!

 

[funky]

They have to call a general election after she goes right? They can't possibly have ANY sort of mandate, never mind her useless ones.

 

[funky]

I don't recall journalists ever being quite so pointed about a Prime Minister being GONE. There's just no holding back. No typical hedge-betting, just straight up predictions that she's OUT sooner rather than later.

 

[Diddy]

Maybe she thought the dildo of consequences sounded rather tempting and she’s waiting for that?

 

[LTZ]

Girls what’s the shortest job you’ve all had? I was once fired from a café in Glasgow after 6 days!!!

I was once told by a new client after one meeting: “My cleaning lady could have designed this” .. I told him in that case better ask her to do it .. my shortest job ever

 

[Berly]

Girls what’s the shortest job you’ve all had? I was once fired from a café in Glasgow after 6 days!!!

Five days as a Pontin’s Blue Coat before I got fired

 

[ButterTart]

Girls what’s the shortest job you’ve all had? I was once fired from a café in Glasgow after 6 days!!!

I left a call centre after 3 days

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I left a call centre after 3 days

Two days for me!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I did one day of training for a call centre and promptly fucked off.

 

[Sheena]

Kitchen Porter at university. The chefs were cunts and kept on referring to me as “the tax dodger” because I was a student. One pulled an oven apart, told me to clean the bits and put it back together. When I asked how things fit, he mocked me in front of the others, so I threw the lot on the floor, bastardised a classic Victoria Wood line with “I’m a student, not a contestant on the Krypton Factor, do it yourself and enjoy your dead end job” and minced out.