The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

[Diddy]

Liz Truss or Andy Pipkin?

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I know she was copying Thatcher’s wardrobe but she’s copying Tezza’s laugh too

 

[Bypass]

Get that new leader bounce Liz

Westminster Voting Intention (4 Sept.):

Labour 43% (+1)
Conservative 31% (–)
Liberal Democrat 12% (–)
Green 6% (-1)
SNP 5% (+1)
Reform UK 3% (–)
Other 1% (-1)

Changes +/- 31 Aug.

 

[funky]

Already a mess.

STABLE AND STABLE AND STABLE

They treat the government like a fucking game show

 

[jivafox]

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Nadine Dorries has rejected the offer from Liz to stay on and will step down from the cabinet

 

[jivafox]

Thank god.

But the last thing we need is more of her shite books!

 

[VoR]

Apparently she’s sold more than 2.5 million of them

 

[jivafox]

I wonder how many she put on expenses

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Absolutely gasping for every public appearance this useless celebrity makes.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's the stuff of nightmares

 

[ButterTart]

It's the stuff of nightmares

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Jesus Christ. Still, that’s a corker of a front page; sticking the boot in on her first day on the job.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's the stuff of nightmares

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Makes look PRETTY

 

[jivafox]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

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It's giving me Newsweek '92 vibes and not in a good way

Spoiler

 

[Diddy]

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I’m getting somewhere between ET and the baddy from the new Star Wars trilogy

 

[octophone]

Absolutely gasping for every public appearance this useless celebrity makes.

She'll be on some shite reality show as soon as she's thunked out a new book. Mind you, given that doctor's waiting rooms are no longer a thing, her market could be bust.

 

[big ron]

That image made me think my microdose wasn't quite so micro. Truly haunted.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Liz walking into the Queen's drawing room any minute now.

 

[octophone]

I hope Her Maj stabs her with a big sword. What are they going to do? She's the Queen, she's on the way out anyway...I mean, I would totally do it. I'd at minimum wound her and decapitate Johnson.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope Her Maj stabs her with a big sword. What are they going to do? She's the Queen, she's on the way out anyway...I mean, I would totally do it. I'd at minimum wound her and decapitate Johnson.

And then blame it on mobility issues

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I CAN'T WALK BUT I CAN KILL FASCISTS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We have no PM right now.

Does that mean there's no law?

LET'S TAKE HEROIN AND KILL OUR NEIGHBOURS!

 

[big ron]

We have no PM right now.

Does that mean there's no law?

LET'S TAKE HEROIN AND KILL OUR NEIGHBOURS!

I did that yesterday, can't we do something else?

 

[Ellie]

It's the stuff of nightmares

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Bloody hell, it’s like a scene from Return To Oz with the alternate heads.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Apparently her flight was delayed due to THICK FOG

Talk about on the fucking nose.

 

[Lucille]

The fact that she’s been dead for 6 months should make this experience a little more bearable for the Queen.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So her husband is a failed Tory Councillor (never elected). He's scouse and stayed with his cheating wife.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So her husband is a failed Tory Councillor (never elected). He's scouse and stayed with his cheating wife.

Liz's husband not the Queen's.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This was the HOT PIECE she cheated with

 

[funky]

Liz's husband not the Queen's.

Genuinely was thinking Prince Philip until the scouse bit

 

[Madison]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Her husband is utterly uneventful

 

[Madison]

I love it when Wikipedia gets pedantic:

 

[Madison]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I love it when Wikipedia gets pedantic:

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Surely executive authority rests with SENHIT atm.

 

[Madison]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sadly nowhere near as awkward as Tezza.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In all it's glory

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[ButterTart]

This was the HOT PIECE she cheated with

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I can’t believe this guy cheated on his long term civil partner, Dr Bunsen.