The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

[Lucille]

They’ve genuinely RUN OUT OF IDEAS!

 

[Lucille]

More popular than Putin (barely)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She's competent

 

[ZenGiraffe]

More popular than Putin (barely)

Who are the 2613% please

 

[GNL]

Who are the 2613% please

I ain't being funny right but he says it how it is like.

 

[Jark]

so here for a Teri comeback teebs

 

[Tisch]

IT'S GONNA BE MAY!

Bring us back that country that works or everyon

 

[HalamaK]

Aah not May, rather go with Rishi then!

 

[Jark]

T-Dawg en route to have Liz forcibly removed from number 10

 

[Tisch]

T-Dawg en route to have Liz forcibly removed from number 10

There's a new  TRUSSY in town

 

[Lucille]

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[Lucille]

T-Dawg en route to have Liz forcibly removed from number 10

SORRY BUT IT’S A SERVE.

 

[lolly]

What I ordered

What I got

 

[GNL]

They should make Nigella Prime Minister. I know she's not a Tory but her dad is, so maybe he can pull some strings.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

She’s competent, she’s boring, she’s the moment, now come on now

Okrrrrrrr

T-Dawg en route to have Liz forcibly removed from number 10

why am I singing candy shop in my head when I see this

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Apoca]

They should make Nigella Prime Minister. I know she's not a Tory but her dad is, so maybe he can pull some strings.

Here for this solution.

 

[HalamaK]

Has it been described as a FIASKOT?

No, they describe it as

FÖRNEDRING (litteraly bring-down-ing)
A slightly worse version of humiliation or degradation.

 

[HalamaK]

I wouldn’t say that’s true. The news is nothing but about the new government.

(It has two queens)

At least the morning news session was more about the UK crisis. Even the the Swedish Culture News got in on the ridicule by showing a clip of the 2022 Booker Prize winner asking for his prize money to be payed out in Bitcoins rather than Pounds

 

[Lucille]

Do we know if she managed to get out of BED today?

 

[win_the_game]

Anyone championing the return of Teri May should be subject to Moopy’s own HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT.

 

[Madison]

The Tories have broken poor Mark Drakeford:

 

[Peekaboo]

More popular than Putin (barely)

I love the ABSURDISM that can FLOURISH when you take data OUT OF CONTEXT

YouGov should compare her NET FAVOURABILITY with Hitler's next.

 

[GNL]

I love the ABSURDISM that can FLOURISH when you take data OUT OF CONTEXT

YouGov should compare her NET FAVOURABILITY with Hitler's next.

She hasn't even built any AUTOBAHNS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Apoca]

I mean…

 

[COB]

The PEALS OF LAUGHTER!

 

[Jark]

"tofu-eating wokeratti" her speech writer fucking hates her!

 

[Lucille]

Hi Sue, yea I have the 90s on the phone, they would like their stereotypes back.

 

[Jark]

the hard right Tories' attempts at igniting culture wars are just so... low stakes. and sad.

cyclists? vegans? what next, after-school clubs? who do they think is going to be energised by this rhetoric?

 

[Lucille]

They really need to give up on the coalition argument, there isn’t gonna be a coalition Sue when Labour is currently predicting a 400 seat majority!

 

[Apoca]

Now that they’re polling worse than EVER
And they’re outdoing each OTHER
There‘s always a new low with Suella
Here’s to a new low with Suella
Ella Ella Ella
eh-eh-eh
A new low with Suella!

 

[RS]

I mean…

My God this woman is just something else! Please make her the next PM for a week or two just for the sake of fun and further humiliation!

 

[Tisch]

Have any of our former prime ministers ever had mullet game as strong as this though?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

That BDE don't lie tho

 

[ButterTart]

My God this woman is just something else! Please make her the next PM for a week or two just for the sake of fun and further humiliation!

Her main manifesto pledge is to take everyone who's brown and not her, load them into a big cannon and fire it at the sun. Don't let her comical thickness fool you into believing she's not the devil in a BHS husky men's suit.

 

[Tisch]

Have any of our former prime ministers ever had mullet game as strong as this though?

Silly me, I'm forgetting

 

[Madison]

Blair decided to try a mullet after leaving office.

 

[Tisch]

That reminds me I must go check on that family I'm haunting in my castle brb

 

[Suomi]

I had a ghost in my house growing up but we fell out because he turned out to be a terrible liar and I could see right through him