The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬 (2 Viewers)

[Soldi]

The pound already recovering

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Seems to have been confirmed by Sturgeon. Drakeford presumably in the same boat.

 

[HalamaK]

Letuce coronation!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Suomi]

She is so random I can’t believe she did all that lol

 

[Ellie]

Love that they’re about to film HIGNFY right now!

 

[Sheena]

(Shame he used the album cover, but still...)

 

[Indie]

I don't understand the rank. She's the 56th longest served? Surely not.

She was the 56th prime minister, then sorted by tenure.

 

[HalamaK]

100% going to be Sunak.

Not so sure about that.

 

[Suomi]

God I wish I’d been a fly on the wall this morning when she got her itinerary

 

[Tisch]

She was the 56th prime minister, then sorted by tenure.

George Canning wasn't the 55th! Unless I've been asleep for a very long time.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

George Canning wasn't the 55th! Unless I've been asleep for a very long time.

...We've had 56 prime ministers, and the 56th longest serving one is Liz Truss!

 

[Sheena]

George Canning wasn't the 55th! Unless I've been asleep for a very long time.

It's sorted by tenure!

She's 56th and last, so 56th chronologically AND when sorted. Canning is 55th on the sort!

 

[jyxz]

Johnson is too high risk. If they were sensible, they'd get the most boring one as PM and try to lose by as little as possible in 2024

I call this too.

 

[Indie]

George Canning wasn't the 55th! Unless I've been asleep for a very long time.

Do you not remember George? He was in over the summer.

 

[GNL]

Now she'll never find out how to get into Vogue.

 

[dmlaw]

Do you not remember George? He was in over the summer.

Was he wearing his Dominic Raab skinsuit at the time?

Oh, God, what if it's Dominic Raab?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Tisch]

...We've had 56 prime ministers, and the 56th longest serving one is Liz Truss!

It's sorted by tenure!

She's 56th and last, so 56th chronologically AND when sorted. Canning is 55th on the sort!

GOT IT!

Where's my gold star for effort?

 

[octophone]

It'll be Mordaunt. They know they fucked up picking Truss over her but the same element that sabotaged her could do so again.

 

[Indie]

It'll be Mordaunt. They know they fucked up picking Truss over her but the same element that sabotaged her could do so again.

Came to say the same.

 

[cwej]

We literally don't deserve this kindness. We are an embarrassing debacle and I think we all should share responsibility for not educating our people better and allowing these cunts into office over and over.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[HalamaK]

 

[GNL]

There was a real concerted effort to discredit Mordaunt though, wasn't there? Surely the ERG lot won't roll over and accept her.

 

[Madison]

Mordaunt has been utterly useless as Leader of the House - completely undignified.

 

[HalamaK]

Done right!
Not waiting for the rigor mortis to set in

 

[Indie]

The only thing really going against Mordaunt is her lack of cabinet/economic experience, and that in the current environment that might make a few heads nervous...

 

[Jark]

Mordaunt has been utterly useless as Leader of the House - completely undignified.

I don't know if I'd say that. she held her own in the face of an onslaught of incredulity from the opposition and her own party on Monday.

 

[octophone]

Their only other option is the one I've already said - go the John Major route and have boring Ben Wallace who is a dreadful warmonger and wants to spend billions on weapons.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[cwej]

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The next one will probably end up in this bottom 8 too... surely they have to do an election sooner rather than later.

 

[octophone]

I don't know if I'd say that. she held her own in the face of an onslaught of incredulity from the opposition and her own party on Monday.

I said it at the time - absolutely an audition.

 

[ButterTart]

Very busy today but just popping in to say

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Further updates to follow.

 

[HalamaK]

As long as it's not Wallace!
Mordaunt is definitely the most electable option they have. Sunak wouldn't stand a chance even against Starmer, however he would be much more entertaining option.

 

[lolly]

What a time to be vegan

 

[GNL]

The thing is, the 'grown ups' chose Liz and Rishi last time

 

[lolly]

Have we had Mad Nads yet?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[lolly]