The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

[HalamaK]

Odds for PenPen are shrinking

 

[HalamaK]

 

[dmlaw]

Mordaunt withdraws

 

[GNL]

Hearing reports MPs Edgar Neubauer and Snowball II have thrown their votes behind PenPen at the very last minute.

 

[HalamaK]

Penny concedes!

 

[Madison]

Huzzah!

 

[Madison]

 

[Jocasta Clun]

MARTINE CROXALL BANNED FOR BEING GLEEFUL LAST NIGHT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What? No!

 

[Jocasta Clun]

HONESTLY SHE WAS JUST EXCITED BY THE BREAKING NEWS

 

[octophone]

How SHIT. I wanted the membership to throw a spanner into the works. OK, maybe they took that a bit too literally last time but...

 

[win_the_game]

What? No!

Oh fuck off. And yet Laura K remains free to spin Tory propaganda unchecked.

 

[HalamaK]

She’s dead, love

At least her twitter is alive

 

[HalamaK]

Live at 11:15!

Perhaps the last we will hear from this poor country's Rajapaksa.

 

[VoR]

That's 10.15 UK time BTW. Know your place, Swede

 

[HalamaK]

Oh, she dared all right

 

[VoR]

I Predict a Riot playing in the background

 

[VoR]

Those daughters must be MORTIFIED

 

[VoR]

The BBC newsreaders not mincing their words

"That was, I suppose, an attempt to put a positive spin on her MASSIVE FAILURE"

 

[HalamaK]

"Brighter days lie ahead"

Can't get much darker than this!

 

[BoysForSeles]

Trying to quote a philosopher and making a hash of saying the name was very on brand for Truss.

The face zoom in and close up of her lips at the start had me tittering.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Those daughters must be MORTIFIED

They looked like they couldn't wait to get in the car.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Have we seen the children at last?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Omg they're stroppy teenagers!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Trying to quote a philosopher and making a hash of saying the name was very on brand for Truss.

Who did she quote? Knowing her alleged "ways", I'm expecting it to have been filthmeister Georges Bataille. "AS GORGY BATALLEY ONCE SAID..."

 

[BoysForSeles]

Who did she quote? Knowing her alleged "ways", I'm expecting it to have been filthmeister Georges Bataille. "AS GORGY BATALLEY ONCE SAID..."

Seneca. It’s on Twitter now.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

That's quite a nice quote actually. I shall pop it on my pad

In the meantime, poor dear sad old L. Truss to book herself in for a much-needed perm, please. Or a dab of mousse at the VERY least

 

[GNL]

Shoe-horning in a reference to a Roman philosopher? Did she copy Boris' homework?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Shoe-horning in a reference to a Roman philosopher? Did she copy Boris' homework?

She didn’t receive her copies of Tatler and Take A Break this week so she couldn’t quote from them

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

“As Maureen Crotche from Chepstow wrote, “No shame in using cling film to keep milk fresh if the Rottweiler’s necked the top.””

 

[octophone]

Shoe-horning in a reference to a Roman philosopher? Did she copy Boris' homework?

Probably found a cum-stained copy behind the sofa.

 

[octophone]

So, what does that make her tenure, 48 days?

 

[Lucille]

Nearly 1 and a half pages of content a day. WHAT A WOMAN!

 

[Lucille]

I don’t think Rishi’s tenure is going to be quite so THRILLING

 

[octophone]

49 days, in the event.

So she was Prime Minister for as long as "Wannabe" was No 1. I wonder which of those things history will judge as having the greatest impact.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Her idol Thatcher had about 600 weeks (it was a very, very long time), Liz had 7 weeks.

Like comparing ABBA to Tina Cousins.

 

[octophone]

Like comparing Elvis Presley to Bombalurina.

 

[VoR]

Fun fact: Jesy Nelson's Bad Boys spent longer in the charts than Liz spent at Number Ten.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Like comparing Elvis Presley to Bombalurina.

Well I know which one I prefer

 

[octophone]

Fun fact: Jesy Nelson's Bad Boys spent longer in the charts than Liz spent at Number Ten.

...and they created an equal amount of cultural toxicity...