The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

Bless that article is really trying to lay it on heavy, substituting words like "requested" out for "demanded" (they need to go down the Mopsy/Stop Fucking Hate route and CAPITALISE them for ultimate impact) but as far as riders go it really doesn't sound bad at all. It's her aide who comes across as a nosey old biddy if anything:

Kirsty Buchanan, a former aide, is quoted as saying: “She drinks about 42,000 espressos a day or she used to when I worked for her … She would sit there with a massive meatball sub or eat three croissants for breakfast. She would carb up; frankly, no woman in her 40s should be eating that much and getting away with it.”
:D
 
That's the same book by The Sun's political editor that was all set to be a hagiography but has clearly been SWIFTLY REWRITTEN as an exposé. :D
The cover up until a week ago:
Liz truss rise.jpg


The cover now:
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That all seems eminently reasonable.

It's quite funny to see the right wing press finally turn on her a few weeks too late. At the new PM's behest I wonder?
 
They seem to be briefing against her heavily to distract from the Braverman shitstorm. There's a reason that Russian phone hacking story came out now.
 
Bless that article is really trying to lay it on heavy, substituting words like "requested" out for "demanded" (they need to go down the Mopsy/Stop Fucking Hate route and CAPITALISE them for ultimate impact) but as far as riders go it really doesn't sound bad at all. It's her aide who comes across as a nosey old biddy if anything:

:D

I got waylaid but literally started a post saying "It sounds like old KIRSTY is the bitter old cunt in this scenario".... :D
 
Katy Perry insists that her drivers do not speak to her and specifies how fast they should drive and what lane they should stay in.

I mean... wig. :disco:
 
Bless that article is really trying to lay it on heavy, substituting words like "requested" out for "demanded" (they need to go down the Mopsy/Stop Fucking Hate route and CAPITALISE them for ultimate impact) but as far as riders go it really doesn't sound bad at all. It's her aide who comes across as a nosey old biddy if anything:

:D
I did like the judgemental-ness of the bit about the breakfast. "She ate SOOOO many carbs!!!"
 
To be fair, read that article.

She wants non-exploitative coffee and doesn't like mayonnaise, which would probably explain for her distaste for pre- packed sandwiches, as most of them have that in. I also am unsure moving a coffee machine with you from department to department is that unreasonable.

It's hardly MARIAH!
I think for me it's more that fact that someone with no descernable talent even has a rider. :D

Although to be fair you could also say that about most of the celebrities that are referenced in that article!
 
Utter bollocks, Kwarteng was the architect and reckons he can shift it onto Truss The Human Guppy.
 
I was listening to the News Agents podcast last night. They interviewed her speech writer. Apparently she was really proud of the pork markets speech going viral and often quoted from it!
 

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