The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

[lolly]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Fuck off Liz

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Freak

 

[ILL ADVISED]

And this horror show

 

[funky]

I fucking hate her.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She didn't think the lettuce was funny

 

[RJN]

Now just imagine how the lettuce feels, having been compared to her

 

[octophone]

Now just imagine how the lettuce feels, having been compared to her

*drumroll* - it's a Basil for RJN!

 

[GNL]

She didn't think the lettuce was funny

We've had enough dishonesty in politics.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

She just jealous the lettuce had more soul and genuine emotion to it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

She didn't think the lettuce was funny

That’s so sad Alexa, play PADAM!

 

[VoR]

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK!

 

[Lucille]

In Liz we TRUSS!

 

[VoR]

You just KNOW she briefed that piece of high fan fiction herself

 

[funky]

Doing the party NO favours.

“The only option if Sunak tanks is to bring back the least successful first world leader in modern history”

Says a lot about the rest of them

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Michael Fabricant is a more sensible choice than Truss at this point.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Surely she deserves another opportunity to further destroy and crash our economy?

Then again, any Tory party member could do that.

 

[Lucille]

Is it not time for Penny to slay the house down boots?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Surely Penny would save herself for a run in opposition now

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Is it not time for Penny to slay the house down boots?

I hear she's too busy trying to collect coin for becoming a meme/unofficial sponser for Poundland/Shein

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Surely Penny would save herself for a run in opposition now

Exactly this. I would put money on her being the first opposition leader when they next get booted. Maybe second if Labour are looking particularly strong?

 

[funky]

I COMPLETELY forgot Penny Mordaunt existed.

 

[GNL]

I would love for Penny to run and lose to a no-hoper for the third consecutive time.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I COMPLETELY forgot Penny Mordaunt existed.

That's because she's not an attention seeking arsehole, who thrives on the culture wars, like most of her colleagues.

 

[Madison]

Mordaunt is a Brexiteer and therefore completely unsuitable for any position of importance or for any respect.

 

[Sheena]

That's because she's not an attention seeking arsehole, who thrives on the culture wars, like most of her colleagues.

AU CONTRAIRE.

She’s just astute at saying fuck all until she has to so as not to offend anyone.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

AU CONTRAIRE.

She’s just astute at saying fuck all until she has to so as not to offend anyone.

Astuteness is a quality many Tories could benefit from.

For the record I don't actually like her, she's a Tory. But she has nice tits, has a hot gay brother and looked good holding a sword. So ranked against other Tories she comes out quite high.

 

[Sheena]

She’s been very pro- gay, but isn’t exactly pro- trans.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She’s been very pro- gay, but isn’t exactly pro- trans.

Yeah her pandering to the TERF brigade during the leadership campaign was disappointing, in that I don't think it matched her previous comments.

Just a sign of how quickly the Tories slid back into social regressiveness after the relatively liberal Cameron years.

 

[HalamaK]

Liz Truss says being compared to a lettuce was not funny

The former British PM thinks the obsession with a lettuce that outlasted her was ‘puerile.’

www.politico.eu

 

[jivafox]

Is that her word of the month from her fridge calendar?

 

[funky]

She’s really struggling with finding the right stories to prep her return isn’t she?

Hates the lettuce story, but keeps bringing it up at every possible moment… hardly surprising given being compared to a lettuce was the most culturally relevant she has ever been

Well, that and PORK MARKETS

 

[Bypass]

Is it not time for Penny to slay the house down boots?

SUE ELLEN is clearly aiming to take the reins over. Kill us now.

 

[VoR]

Agog that she went to Darren Grimes’ birthday party!

Have some DIGNITY, Liz!

 

[VoR]

What is she wearing?

 

[Lucille]

I’m guessing a RECYCLING BAG?

 

[jivafox]

Was she on her way home from the shop?

 

[Iguana]

He's only 30?!

 

[funky]

The STATE of that INVITATION!

Creative brief: “please put me in an oblong frame with no more than three stars, a thin gold border and please make sure there’s a downward arrow somewhere. Most important: my name in a BIG GAY FONT”

 

[Lucille]

The font is giving cabaret performer at a neo-speakeasy circa 2010.