The United Kingdom: The RISHI RICH Sunak ERA

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[Madison]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I love that this won’t go away

 

[funky]

So Sunak had his first "I'll just do what I want and the people will forget quickly because they're stupid" moment, after just TWO DAYS.

This strategy is what surrounded Johnson his whole term and eventually brought him down. Liz in 6 weeks. They NEVER, EVER learn.

 

[Bypass]

First post Rishi poll. Expected bounce but Labour still massively ahead.

Westminster Voting Intention:

LAB: 51% (-5)
CON: 23% (+4)
LDM: 9% (-1)
REF: 6% (+1)
GRN: 4% (=)

via @YouGov, 25-26 Oct (Changes with 21 Oct)

 

[octophone]

Reform UK getting a wee bounce as well - one wonders why???

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Love that the rot has set in STRAIGHT AWAY. And now she's opened up the whole government for scrutiny. DELICIOUS

 

[lolly]

It just underlines the point doesn't it?

They've normalised shit for so long that they can't see how awful the norm is.

 

[GNL]

Someone said she looked like a Wallace and Gromit character and i can't unsee it.

Why would you go for Leaky Sue when you could make Feathers McGraw home sec?

 

[lolly]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Someone said she looked like a Wallace and Gromit character and i can't unsee it.

Why would you go for Leaky Sue when you could make Feathers McGraw home sec?

Rishi looks like Mr Potato Head.

 

[VoR]

Looks like PENPEN is on the skive

 

[Lucille]

Love how it’s already FALLING APART!

 

[Lucille]

SUE must have the dirt on Rishy because her appointment is utterly insane.

 

[big ron]

Glorious.

 

[Tisch]

Initially I assumed at the time that the "security risk" story was bullshit and she just wanted out of Liz's government, but now I really think they all are just that STUPID.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Rita]

Love how it’s already FALLING APART!

This was my train of thought.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Madison]

Poor forgettable Grant Shapps.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They're breaking records in BREVITY, all over the place.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Who fancies nipping down to Westminster with me to scream GET SUE BRA OUT and throw a few milk bottles filled with piss?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who fancies nipping down to Westminster with me to scream GET SUE BRA OUT and throw a few milk bottles filled with piss?

MILK BOTTLES OF PISS?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Get me in the morning, and I could fill up a 4 pint carton.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Nobody really needs to know these details but my back door’s been a bit bunged up for the last few days so I should be able to FILL A BAG FOR SUE once it all eventually starts sloshing out

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Nobody really needs to know these details but my back door’s been a bit bunged up for the last few days so I should be able to FILL A BAG FOR SUE once it all eventually starts sloshing out

Good luck keeping AR MARTHA away from it though

 

[Lucille]

Oh let the poor woman indulge in a bit of SPLISHY SPLASHY.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Oh let the poor woman indulge in a bit of SPLISHY SPLASHY.

She’s been a very dear friend to all of us and if she wants to dip her face in a tote full of slosh, so be it. Although obviously there has to be enough left to share with SUE BRA

 

[VoR]

MOVE ALONG NOTHING TO SEE HERE

 

[GNL]

Silly DISHY RISHI. The press were just frothing at the chance to say the sensibles were back in charge and he couldn't resist being dodgy for ONE DAY.

 

[Lucille]

You don’t accumulate £700 million without being EVIL.

 

[Kratz]

You have to marvel at the sheer gumption of going back to the job, considering the smoking gun. Any normal person would think 'oh, best keep my head down'

Not LEAKY SUE

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Still not much of a bounce

 

[cwej]

Silly DISHY RISHI. The press were just frothing at the chance to say the sensibles were back in charge and he couldn't resist being dodgy for ONE DAY.

He clearly didn't have an option. The ERG were going to give their support to Penny and Penny would probably be the prime minister if they'd gone to a vote. So there's clearly some deal that has been done to KEEP THE CUNTS happy which included 'being dodgy for a day' and letting Susu in again.

She's the new Gavin Williamson. Clearly knows too much.

 

[cwej]

You have to marvel at the sheer gumption of going back to the job, considering the smoking gun. Any normal person would think 'oh, best keep my head down'

Not LEAKY SUE

Are you still a Tory?

 

[funky]

Omg

 

[Kratz]

Are you still a Tory?

No

 

[Madison]

Omg

It’s not true.