this Guardian piece on BRAINDEAD SUELLA's scandal response mechanisms is quite a fabulous read. the way Marina Hyde manages to be deeply savage while retaining a veneer of professionalism as a journalist,
and being funny as fuck, is something to aspire to.
Was the Dua Lipa of SW1 too famous to join an online speed awareness course with the plebs? In her own mind, at least, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
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Yet the Dua Lipa of SW1 instead opted to take the three points on her licence – a genuinely ridiculous piece of judgment that will somehow not permanently disqualify her from suggesting she’s the best person to have her hands on the nuclear codes.
You get the feeling it takes her 18 goes at a reCaptcha before she can prove to the Karen Millen website that she’s sentient.