The USA: The Trump Years 2.0

[Ellie]

 

[Nancy]

7pm

Hmmm, in that case, I don't think it can be big news because The One Show is still scheduled for BBC1 at that time.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is the One Show the UK equivalent of the pizza tracker?

 

[Lucille]

He’s transitioned.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I need to stop watching the TikTok conspiracy loops. I’m getting myself all GEE’D up for an inevitable disappointment.

This is where I am at the moment

 

[jivafox]

 

[Tisch]

He's entered his new phase and won't be seen till February

 

[Finn]

How jolly exciting

Although a live tv announcement to say he's ill and/or dying feels unlikely*, so it's surely some other mad shit (even if he IS ill and/or dying)


*they'd release a statement, no?

 

[jivafox]

This goddamned annoying twink

 

[Nancy]

The One Show is on.

 

[big ron]

IS HE DEAD YET

 

[Art Decade]

Delayed.

 

[big ron]

Oh.

 

[big ron]

 

[jivafox]

What a boring distraction

 

[Lucille]

!

 

[Lucille]

She’s such a TROLL!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Instead of killing Moopy, could Bob and Claire head to the white house please?

 

[Finn]

Semi-interesting that the US president and the British monarch now both have very distracting hands

 

[Art Decade]

Delayed again.

 

[Shoat]

Is he going to appoint CHIEF ASTRONAUT KATY PERRY to lead the new Space Command?

 

[Art Decade]

And again.

 

[Soldi]

 

[Lucille]

Oh!

 

[Lucille]

Nothing says I’M FINE like delaying your I’M FINE press conference 3 times in an hour.

 

[jivafox]

The shock paddles ain't shocking

 

[GNL]

What if he died in the run up to his NOT DEAD announcement.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

"I haven't heard that"

LIAR

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT’S HAPPENING? Please update me!

 

[dUb]

He’s fine.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Shoat]

Just the usual of a reanimated corpse yelling FAKE NEWS and DID YOU KNOW JOE BIDEN DIED FIRST whilst JD Vance pleasures himself in the background

No news sadly

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[K.C.]

What is going on with these WIGS?

 

[Dark Carnival]

so nothing happen???

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[funky]

So when he does go are we allowed to celebrate freely in this thread or do we need to create a safe space somewhere else in say dark mopsy

I’m just thinking ahead to when I have to go to America again at some point and some Nazi border patrol wants to swipe through my phone history…

 

[Joseph]

The entire internet will be celebrating so there should be no issues

 

[K.C.]

So when he does go are we allowed to celebrate freely in this thread or do we need to create a safe space somewhere else in say dark mopsy

I’m just thinking ahead to when I have to go to America again at some point and some Nazi border patrol wants to swipe through my phone history…

I'd rather have you be arrested for your posts in the Touch My Body thread