The USA: The Trump Years 2.0

[Agneeta]

 

[Agneeta]

He's now boring everyone with laminated pictures of criminals, who he claims are immigrants.

The room is silent. Very low energy.

 

[ButterTart]

What the fuck is this senile old CUNT even talking about? Whatever's clearly killing him isn't working anywhere near quickly enough.

 

[octophone]

I'm telling you, get Wile E Coyote to paint a through road onto a boulder or something. We have to get rid of this prick and it needs to be humiliatingly funny. If he's going to collapse in public, can he at least visibly shit himself?

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I think he needs to drink some bleach, it's good for you after all.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES!?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

This press conference is crazy

 

[VoR]

Trump says he’s soon going to a “beautiful place in Switzerland”, adding:

I’m sure I’m very happily awaited for.

I know he means Davos, but…

 

[Jark]

if the satnav were to brain fart and take Trump to Dignitas I think that would suit everybody other than Putin really quite nicely

 

[Jark]

not that I typically condone taking people to assisted dying facilities against their will, but when needs must

 

[ILL ADVISED]

This man has the nuclear codes

2026 RIP

 

[ButterTart]

not that I typically condone taking people to assisted dying facilities against their will, but when needs must

Oh I'd have NO QUALMS carting him off there. The only thing I object to is that Dignitas doesn't seem to have a 'horrific and slow' Euthanasia option.

 

[Agneeta]

He said just "I'VE GOT A VERY WARM SPOT"

 

[funky]

He’s dying slowly before our very eyes isn’t he. Physically and mentally. What a sorry sight

How much longer do we have to endure this. Or put in another way, how much longer will the GOP allow it to continue

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Is all this in project 2025?

 

[Dark Carnival]

He’s getting more UNHINGED by the minute it seems. And he still has TWO YEARS

 

[Lucille]

Well

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well

 

[GNL]

He said just "I'VE GOT A VERY WARM SPOT"

And a secret rose tattoo, he's dying just to show you

 

[K.C.]

"Accomplishments"? Does he even have a #1 hit?

 

[Suomi]

Got actual chills when he said the world’s most dangerous entities right now are Iran, Denmark, Norway and Suomi from Moopy

Please can this thread be moved to the community forum

 

[Lucille]

I’ve agreed to sell Suomi to the USA for $700 billion.

 

[Lucille]

And to think I would’ve paid that to have them take him off my hands.

 

[RJN]

Iran, Denmark, Norway and Suomi from Moopy

the axis of evil

 

[win_the_game]

He’s getting more UNHINGED by the minute it seems. And he still has TWO YEARS

And if he doesn't last that long then Vance takes over.

Who is HINGED and more sinister.

 

[Finn]

He’s getting more UNHINGED by the minute it seems. And he still has TWO YEARS

Much closer to three

 

[K.C.]

What geopolitical advantage does Suomi get us plz?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What geopolitical advantage does Suomi get us plz?

Singularly Assured Destruction

 

[K.C.]

We already have that!

 

[Art Decade]

 

[PGCMc]

The state of that thing speaking.

 

[octophone]

He’s dying slowly before our very eyes isn’t he. Physically and mentally. What a sorry sight

How much longer do we have to endure this. Or put in another way, how much longer will the GOP allow it to continue

He's the most useful idiot in the USA's history. He can say any mad old shit and his cult fall in behind him. He's normalising/has normalised some of the worst shit we could have imagined. They'd have his slowly melting brain in a jar as president if need be.

 

[Agneeta]

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

My father has early stage dementia and is more coherent than he is.

 

[Jark]

wait. did this tangent not lead anywhere?

I enjoyed it. she's a storyteller.

 

[funky]

 

[Agneeta]

He's talking at Davos. He's about 10 minutes into windmills.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is a threat for Trump to remember really worth much anymore?

 

[Agneeta]

What is the logic (yes I know), behind bragging about made up internal victories, to a room of, what I presume are international politicians?

He's now brought up the sunglasses.

Hurry up and die.

 

[Agneeta]

Can't wait to see how the negotiations to buy a country, that's not up for sale go.