The USA: The Trump Years 2.0

[Shoat]

But WHO IS SHE?

Why is she dressed as an air hostess? Was she the one smuggling Trump in airline catering carts?

 

[funky]

It was already established she was pregnant as it was mentioned in the briefing. People were speculating why she kept holding her belly as though she was 9 months gone. She just behaves so ODD through the whole briefing, she looks like an ANDROID

 

[funky]

Well she’s certainly getting her 15 minutes! Looks like she might be the next Laura Loomer

 

[Shoat]

No wonder she's so DEAD EYED

Soulless

 

[Jark]

making motherhood your brand. groundbreaking! j'adore!

 

[jivafox]

Already hates her kid to DEATH!

 

[Joseph]

And all of a sudden KKKaroline is out lol

 

[Dark Carnival]

What’s the tea?

 

[Jark]

so how long until this evil bitch tries to claim she's realised the administration is a Bad Thing?

 

[Joseph]

so how long until this evil bitch tries to claim she's realised the administration is a Bad Thing?

When she needs a book deal

 

[funky]

Oh I hope they've had a major falling out.

 

[octophone]

Can't stand the smell any more, probably. Bye, bleach demon, hope your kids are all trans.

 

[jivafox]

Let’s remember her the way she would absolutely hate us to:

 

[octophone]

I hope she has hideous recurring thrush.

 

[K.C.]

This made me laugh.

Alaska candidate for US Senate seat rejects Kamala Harris’s unsolicited support

Former VP sent fundraising appeal for Democrat Mary Peltola’s campaign – with half of donations going to Harris’s organization

www.theguardian.com

 

[K.C.]

This is important!

 

[Lucille]

Baby got back this isn’t news!

 

[Lucille]

One thing you will not accuse Trump of is not having a FAT JUICY ASS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Does this gun have TESTICLES!?

 

[VoR]

Melania’s done a runner again

Where on earth is Melania Trump? | Arwa Mahdawi

In her husband’s first term, her absences sparked conspiracy theories. This time, she is somehow keeping an even lower profile, writes Arwa Mahdawi

www.theguardian.com

 

[funky]

Maybe because it’s started to emerge that he’s been having an affair with his social media manager… I’m sure she knew and doesn’t give a fuck but she’s probably staying out the way to avoid the attention of it all

 

[ZenGiraffe]

he’s been having an affair with his social media manager

his HUMAN PRINTER

 

[Joseph]

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/20/us/trump-wild-horses-legal-loophole-slaughter.html?unlocked_article_code=1.61A.sEaw.shjmGTAa4AXK&smid=url-share

 

[Lucille]

Why are they spending money to murder the wild horses? I don’t see who benefits here!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[big ron]

Has he covered up the bruises with EMULSION?

 

[GNL]

Can't he just wear cunty fingerless gloves like Madonna?

 

[K.C.]

Is it dried tan?? Is it jaundice?

 

[lolly]

I'm sure my gran wore that in the 1970s.

 

[Agneeta]

The delusion that, that looks subtle, is mind blowing.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Looks like the skin on an elephant FOOT

 

[Dark Carnival]

She clearly hasn’t heard of BLENDING!

 

[Joseph]

My nuts in this heat

 

[K.C.]

I know presidency prematurely ages people, but it's absolutely zombified him.

 

[funky]

It's caked in make up to hide the bruising. He's literally dying in front of our eyes. SLOWLY.

 

[Lucille]

Maybe he’s just been fisting JD Vance with a clay based lubricant.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's caked in make up to hide the bruising. He's literally dying in front of our eyes. SLOWLY.

We asked for slow AND PAINFUL!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Maybe he’s just been fisting JD Vance with a clay based lubricant.

 

[funky]

We asked for slow AND PAINFUL!

Not THIS SLOW

 

[Art Decade]