The whole internet is disappearing (has now reappeared)

[ZenGiraffe]

The next thing down will be my knickers as if I can’t be on Moopy what else do I have in life other than FUCKING?

PRAYER

 

[Kate]

Twitch is still going and I’m watching some queen playing trance.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

All future messages will be written out using the ashes of humanity.

 

[Rita]

PRAYER

@Mother Superior

 

[Kate]

What is wrong with PLAIN OLD SMOKE SIGNAL? Is it the lack of OIL?

TERRIBLE for the environment

 

[Iguana]

And we thought 2020 was bad...!

 

[Dark Carnival]

No but @Dark Carnival 's WHORING did.

I literally didn’t have sex for SIX MONTHS!

(Six months during which the internet was fine… hmmmm)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Twitch is still going and I’m watching some queen playing trance.

That's Margrethe II of Denmark to you!

 

[Zu]

The next thing down will be my knickers as if I can’t be on Moopy what else do I have in life other than FUCKING?

GETTING PISSED
ORDERING A CHINESE
BUYING SHOES

WE HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION YOU KNOW

 

[Suomi]

We could also do with those Sunset Beach titles right about now.

 

[ButterTart]

I know the world is ending and that but I do find it quite cosy when all of Moopy comes together to watch a disaster unfold in real time, like the storming of the capitol or Kalavision.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I know the world is ending and that but I do find it quite cosy when all of Moopy comes together to watch a disaster unfold in real time, like the storming of the capitol or Kalavision.

Oh the capital storming night was GLORIOUS.

 

[RJN]

I know the world is ending and that but I do find it quite cosy when all of Moopy comes together to watch a disaster unfold in real time, like the storming of the capitol or Kalavision.

I’d rather the capitol was stormed daily than lose the internet

 

[octophone]

I know the world is ending and that but I do find it quite cosy when all of Moopy comes together to watch a disaster unfold in real time, like the storming of the capitol or Kalavision.

...or that night there was a row over which Eurovision was getting rewatched...

 

[Rita]

GETTING PISSED
ORDERING A CHINESE
BUYING SHOES

WE HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION YOU KNOW

and WHAT A LIFE IT IS.

 

[monsta]

Bigger than Bowie on my Faceboo…

Oh.

 

[Zu]

...or that night there was a row over which Eurovision was getting rewatched...

Darling that could be ANY of the nights…

 

[octophone]

This is a storm in a fucking teacup. Everything's FINE except the Zuck Empire. I'm off to reboot my teeth and then reload my bed.

 

[dmlaw]

...or that night there was a row over which Eurovision was getting rewatched...

Actually, the Eurovision forum is notoriously rational and hinged.

The internet’s dying so you can’t check that.

 

[Soldi]

Wk,d
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@#”’fgp
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”#’d

 

[Cerro de Casa]

This is a storm in a fucking teacup. Everything's FINE except the Zuck Empire. I'm off to reboot my teeth and then reload my bed.

Do you really want these to be your last words to Mopsy? Tomorrow morning we'll all be gone

 

[Rita]

This is a storm in a fucking teacup. Everything's FINE except the Zuck Empire. I'm off to reboot my teeth and then reload my bed.

They said that about BOLTONS FINEST and look what happened to him.

 

[Iguana]

Where will I sell my chester drawers now Facebook Marketplace is down?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh the capital storming night was GLORIOUS.

It’s really weird to say it but I get quite nostalgic for that night. It was so much fun.

 

[Kate]

Where will I sell my chester drawers now Facebook Marketplace is down?

can u do £2.50 and deliver to me pls

 

[RJN]

Where will I sell my chester drawers now Facebook Marketplace is down?

On Moopy

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wk,d
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@#”’fgp
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”#’d

Soldi’s 5G has gone tits up now

 

[ButterTart]

Wk,d
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s
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@#”’fgp
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”#’d

Can’t believe Elon Musk has had another baby.

 

[Iguana]

can u do £2.50 and deliver to me pls

I can only do one draw for that

 

[Kate]

Soldi has gone tits up now

fixed

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I love @Suomi 's measured and not at all disproportionate or over-exaggerating thread title.

ICONIC!

 

[Kate]

I can only do one draw for that

pls im a single mum with 17 kids and quadruplets on the way

 

[funky]

It's on the BBC News now

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's on the BBC News now

They're calling it an 'outage' though when we all know the entire internet is disappearing.

 

[Rita]

It's on the BBC News now

About Moopy?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It would be fantastic if we could get posting up by 200% to mark this occasion.

Going out with a bang

 

[AGinAg (37)]

About Moopy?

Oh not @Kratz AGAIN

 

[Kate]

The BBC story has been up for hours already. Still only mentioning the Zuck Empire.

 

[lolly]

maybe @lolly would like to take part.

UNUTTERABLE FILTH

 

[Iguana]

pls im a single mum with 17 kids and quadruplets on the way

That's a mute point, I have 43 other buyers interested