The whole internet is disappearing (has now reappeared)

[Tisch]

Great, soldi's crying now, thanks

 

[Cerro de Casa]

If you haven’t been invited yet, you’ll never know

Too bad because I was about to

 

[AlgoAlex]

If you haven’t been invited yet, you’ll never know

I bet Pingu is there with you right now !

 

[ButterTart]

Gmail is working for me.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The very idea that FB goes down and then Moopy is next!

I mean we did start DAYS APART and look who's still online!

 

[Marina Salty]

I don't think I believe this...

Just tried to email myself and i can't

 

[octophone]

Next person who posts that Mariah Carey song gets banne.....oh shit, I keep forgetting I can't do that...

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Next person who posts that Mariah Carey song gets banne.....oh shit, I keep forgetting I can't do that...

It's the soundtrack to the end of days.

 

[octophone]

Just tried to email myself and i can't

It's getting quite fun this now.

 

[ButterTart]

Great, soldi's crying now, thanks

I still don't understand what Snapchat is so its death means nothing to me.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Teams is next.

RIP internet, it's been fun.

 

[Kratz]

GMAIL working for me also. We’ll all be following tankers full of concrete next in case they are full of internet.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Just tried to email myself and i can't

Just emailed my iCloud account from my Gmail and it's working fine but

Gmail appears to be 'intermittent' on my Apple Mail.

Oh the drama.

 

[octophone]

Oh goodness, PLEASE kill Teams. Absolute shite.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Great, soldi's crying now, thanks

Maybe we should lockdown Moopy so we don't catch Anonymous' attention...

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Teams is next.

RIP internet, it's been fun.

Surely not Teams? But.. but.. that means no more work meetings?

 

[Zu]

I still don't understand what Snapchat is so its death means nothing to me.

The usual load of old bollocks with implausible skin of a newborn filters

GUILLOTINE IT!

 

[Ellie]

It’s OK everyone. It’ll be up again soon.

 

[octophone]

Come on, do Spotify, you bastards. If you're really serious.

 

[GNL]

Instagram: *introduces stories*

Everyone:

 

[ButterTart]

The usual load of old bollocks with implausible skin of a newborn filters

GUILLOTINE IT!

If young people enjoy it then I'm glad it's dead. KILL TIKTOK NEXT PLEASE

 

[funky]

I don't know how the people who stockpile toilet roll and petrol are coping right now. What do you do, raid twitter for hashtags and save them all in POWERPOINT?

 

[Kate]

Next person who posts that Mariah Carey song gets banne.....oh shit, I keep forgetting I can't do that...

I’ve got you.

 

[octophone]

I don't know how the people who stockpile toilet roll and petrol are coping right now. What do you do, raid twitter for hashtags and save them all in POWERPOINT?

I now have visions of people taking buckets to the nearest exchange to try and stockpile some internet.

 

[Kate]

Someone typed Google into Google

 

[Kratz]

Agnes is still blaring out of my phone so Spotify is fine for now…maybe they can just delete everything apart Agnes (thereby sending her to global number one). Have I solved this?!?

 

[Zu]

Come on, do Spotify, you bastards. If you're really serious.

It’s basically half-measures if they DON’T

OMG they might have to reopen Woolworths so everyone can head down to the RECORD BAR

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Agnes is still blaring out of my phone so Spotify is fine for now…maybe they can just delete everything apart Agnes (thereby sending her to global number one). Have I solved this?!?

GAY RIGHTS!

 

[Kate]

It’s basically half-measures if they DON’T

OMG they might have to reopen Woolworths so everyone can head down to the RECORD BAR

Eight kilos of Pick’n’Mix while you’re there

 

[Kratz]

GAY RIGHTS!

Shirley Clamp to be given a compassionate stay.

 

[ButterTart]

Actually panicking about my ASFM shortlist on Spotify and wondering if I should screenshot it just in case.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh God is this Brexit in effect? Deleting everything from the last 50 years?

 

[Zu]

Eight kilos of Pick’n’Mix while you’re there

I’ll steal it. Distract the assistant with some hot chat about CASSETTES and I’ll split the booty two ways. AS ‘T WERE

 

[funky]

I now have visions of people taking buckets to the nearest exchange to try and stockpile some internet.

Spare a thought for the Karens who can't post another 37 pictures of Brodie's first day at school. I'm not sure which manager they can speak to about it, however.

 

[GNL]

Netflix is still going. The Diana musical hasn't cut out

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Not such a bad thing if the internet disappears. Does that mean we'll no longer have to read PRO TORY SHITE from Laura K???

Rishi Sunak sprinkles Tory catnip with reassurance to party faithful

Rishi Sunak's speech was a down payment to the Tory party for the chancellor's future.

www.bbc.co.uk

FUCKS SAKE

 

[ButterTart]

Oh God is this Brexit in effect? Deleting everything from the last 50 years?

Shit, my bill is showing my data usage in ounces

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Spare a thought for the Karens who can't post another 37 pictures of Brodie's first day at school. I'm not sure which manager they can speak to about it, however.

I'm going to miss (largely rubbish) memes like this. Bye bye interwebs

 

[RJN]

What was sunlight like again? I guess it’s time to find out

 

[Zu]

Shit, my bill is showing my data usage in ounces

OMG my NatWest app is showing everything in FARTHINGS