THIS IS AN EMERGENCY WEDNESDAY!

[AGinAg (37)]

Continuing with the increasing drama of the daily thread titles.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I am today doing, what I thought I was doing yesterday. At least the weather is less shite.

 

[octophone]

I am also today doing what I thought I was doing yesterday but for longer and with greater potential for interruptions.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m off for a day out around the glittering Coventry suburb of Binley to glamour a few employers into working with us.

 

[Iguana]

This thread title will give me low key anxiety all day but I'm up for the repeated adrenaline rushes

 

[Iguana]

Told a client who made me go on an 8am call this morning "I'm up for a fight today"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Told a client who made me go on an 8am call this morning "I'm up for a fight today"

The Fight:

 

[Iguana]

The Fight:

 

[big ron]

I’m off for a day out around the glittering Coventry suburb of Binley to glamour a few employers into working with us.

Will you be visiting the world famous BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY?

 

[Apoca]

Told a client who made me go on an 8am call this morning "I'm up for a fight today"

I hope the client is in central Europe because otherwise there is NO excuse.

 

[Rachey]

I miss the sunshine

 

[Apoca]

I miss the sunshine

I have put the heating back on.

Grim.

 

[ButterTart]

Will you be visiting the world famous BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY?

It’s literally just round the corner from where I am right now, and the chips are SHIT so I want no part of it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well I just got paid for taking a tour around a beautiful school and then being fed pastries.

 

[Zu]

Is it just me who only cleans the bathroom at the point of it looking like some sort of squalid hell? Perhaps I need to pay for help

NO SPITEFUL COMMENTS PLEASE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm now officially with two agencies and have one contracted part time job, on my doorstep. This teaching without teaching hussle is going well so far! I think the only part left is to start private tutoring.

Also the inevitable PhD, when I get bored and the craving to be back in academia kicks in.

 

[Zu]

Is it just me who only cleans the bathroom at the point of it looking like some sort of squalid hell? Perhaps I need to pay for help

NO SPITEFUL COMMENTS PLEASE

Girls, do check the edges of your skirting boards if your lav is directly next to a wall. They can get QUITE BROWN

Also HOW are there streaks of old piss all over the wall?

 

[Kala]

I have my annual review tomorrow with my manager, and I am currently writing up my comments. I always struggle to put things down into a coherent flow and I thought I’d try plugging some stuff into Chat GPT and it has come up with something really good as a starting point.

I do feel a bit guilty for using it though - it’s not being unprofessional to use it is it?

 

[Jocasta Clun]

Also HOW are there streaks of old piss all over the wall?

Oh darling there's no point trying to PLAY THE INNOCENT with US!

 

[Zu]

I have my annual review tomorrow with my manager, and I am currently writing up my comments. I always struggle to put things down into a coherent flow and I thought I’d try plugging some stuff into Chat GPT and it has come up with something really good as a starting point.

I do feel a bit guilty for using it though - it’s not being unprofessional to use it is it?

It may not quite come across as being in YOUR VOICE!

 

[Tisch]

I have my annual review tomorrow with my manager, and I am currently writing up my comments. I always struggle to put things down into a coherent flow and I thought I’d try plugging some stuff into Chat GPT and it has come up with something really good as a starting point.

I do feel a bit guilty for using it though - it’s not being unprofessional to use it is it?

Kala and his boss tomorrow be like

UnlimitedSteam - Twitch

Infinite AI Generated Steamed Hams. One must imagine Seymour happy.

m.twitch.tv

 

[Apoca]

I have my annual review tomorrow with my manager, and I am currently writing up my comments. I always struggle to put things down into a coherent flow and I thought I’d try plugging some stuff into Chat GPT and it has come up with something really good as a starting point.

I do feel a bit guilty for using it though - it’s not being unprofessional to use it is it?

No, you just prepare for it the best you can - it's not school where you're not allowed to "cheat". Just make sure that whatever you come up with / draft from AI-generated content sounds organic, for the lack of a better term.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have my annual review tomorrow with my manager, and I am currently writing up my comments. I always struggle to put things down into a coherent flow and I thought I’d try plugging some stuff into Chat GPT and it has come up with something really good as a starting point.

I do feel a bit guilty for using it though - it’s not being unprofessional to use it is it?

I did this, and then had to tone it down because it was so BOASTFUL and AMERICAN

 

[Kala]

I’ve changed a fair bit of it but it’s helped me to structure things. I’m a data analyst so while I’m fine with numbers and writing reports based on stats, I’ve always been terrible at writing essays/long pieces of text.

 

[Zu]

Anyone want to see my box of CLEANING PRODUCTS (some of them are elsewhere currently)?

What’s even in there AND WHY?

 

[Zu]

What a FUCKING STATE!

 

[IntoTheDark]

TENNIS BALLS? What in the KIM AND AGGIE is that all about.

 

[Zu]

TENNIS BALLS? What in the KIM AND AGGIE is that all about.

BUGGER ONLY KNOWS

 

[Zu]

This has all been occurring in the cupboard where I had the PAINT INCIDENT on Sunday so I can only assume that it was issuing a cry for help

 

[Rachey]

Is it just me who only cleans the bathroom at the point of it looking like some sort of squalid hell? Perhaps I need to pay for help

NO SPITEFUL COMMENTS PLEASE

I clean mine daily. That way it takes 30 seconds.

 

[Zu]

I clean mine daily. That way it takes 30 seconds.

Well BULLY FOR YOU

30 seconds? Do you HOSE it?

 

[Zu]

WILL EXCHANGE WIRE PIPE STUD DETECTOR FOR FULL FRONTALS

 

[Rachey]

Well BULLY FOR YOU

30 seconds? Do you HOSE it?

when I get out the shower I spray it, wipe the edges of the bath, wipe the toilet quicky, and round the basin after I've cleaned my teeth. Super quick.
And I hoover daily. I probably need to wipe the skirting boards more.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Perhaps I need to pay for help

I have guests staying in a couple of weeks, then my mum is flat sitting the week after that, so I have decided to invest in a full professional clean and I am beyond excited to have a properly clean home for the first time since my manservant left me.

 

[Zu]

I am beyond excited to have a properly clean home for the first time since my manservant left me.

if

Doesn't he pop round in an mini-apron to scrape the crud off the bathroom walls every now and then?

The cruelty - TOO MUCH

 

[Rachey]

I keep thinking I want to pay for a deep clean of my flat. But I'd fully clean it first anyway so it seems pointless. I just want someone to get on their hands and knees and scrub my floor and skirting boards really.

 

[Zu]

My taking a proper look at my storage habits is of course a ruse to go for meat balls and mash with fries on the side

 

[ZenGiraffe]

if

Doesn't he pop round in an mini-apron to scrape the crud off the bathroom walls every now and then?

The cruelty - TOO MUCH

No he doesn't, the selfish harradin.

I really should pop on Grindr and see if I can find one of those cleaning twinks you hear about.

 

[Zu]

I keep thinking I want to pay for a deep clean of my flat. But I'd fully clean it first anyway so it seems pointless. I just want someone to get on their hands and knees and scrub my floor and skirting boards really.

What sort of monster are you?

As I always say, if the skin hasn't scraped off their knees, it's NOT GOING TO BE CLEAN ENOUGH!

 

[Zu]

No he doesn't, the selfish harradin.

I really should pop on Grindr and see if I can find one of those cleaning twinks you hear about.

Oh someone I used to work with liked to get those, and he got the services for free despite having a revolting personality and a tiny willy