This or That

[Suedehead]

From the randomness of my brain. A bit of fun shall we? OK. Pick one of each pair:


Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

 

[Finn]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakespeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH - I'm never going to watch a single second of these shows, but am happy they exist
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

 

[GNL]

oranges
Pepsi
Burger King
Indian (takeaway)
Paris
Blur
North of the river (London)
Beatles
Radio 2
Deadpool
Shakeapeare's tragedies
Chips
I don't have strong feelings about scones (or scones)
Eurovision
Dogs
Please Please Please
Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat
Cake
Manchester
Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath
Diamonds
Would be a happy boy

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis (I don't understand the question)
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

 

[Soldi]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes ??
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

 

[Music]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

 

[Dark Carnival]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2 - pass
Deadpool or Wolverine - pass
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH -pass
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes - pass
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

 

[Tisch]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl


There are plenty of caveats I couldn't be bothered to include, and a few where I couldn't give a

 

[Rita]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies

OPEN THE SCHOOLS

 

[Soldi]

OPEN THE SCHOOLS

I KNOW THEM but I don’t like EITHER!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I KNOW THEM but I don’t like EITHER!

NO ONE DOES, we just PRETEND TO to sound CULTURED.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

(Hamlet is genuinely good though)

 

[lolly]

I genuinely love SOME Shakespeare comedies and tragedies.

The HISTORIES however can FUCK RIGHT OFF

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Definitely that.

 

[Indie]

Oranges
Coke
Don't eat either
Indian
Rome
Blur
North of the river, I guess
Rolling stones
Radio 2
Deadpool
Shakespeare's comedies
I have literally no idea what this means
Chips
I have no preference whatsoever for jam and cream order.
Scone as in gone
Eurovision, I suppose
Dogs
Erasure
Pain au chocolate
Biscuits
Liverpool
Glasgow
Sylvia Plath
Diamonds
I'm a happy boy

 

[Shoat]

Apples
Coke
Burger King
Indian
Paris
Blur
North of the river
Rolling Stones
Radio 2
Deadpool
Shakespeare's tragedies
Absolutely not
Roast potatoes
Cream first then jam
Scone as in phone
Eurovision
Dogs
Espresso
Erasure
Pain aux raisins
Cake
Manchester (but not Greater. Oldham should be razed)
Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath
Diamonds
I would like to be grumpy please

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH Nope
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls

 

[funky]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

 

[Joseph]

Apples
Coke
McDonalds
Chinese
Rome
Oasis
south of the river (London)
Rolling Stones
Radio 2
Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies
RHONY
Chips
Jam first then cream
Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
RuPaul's Drag Race
cats
Espresso
Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat
biscuits
Liverpool
Glasgow
Sylvia Plath
Diamonds
boy

 

[old spice]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi and none of that zero sugar bullshit either
McDonalds or Burger King NEITHER, bleurgh. Capitalist monstrosities.
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome but haven't been to Rome for like twenty years and would be intrigued to know what it's like nowadays! I reckon the answer is always Paris tho.
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London) I think the only times I've gone out south of the river have been in PECKHAM c. 2009 so hard pass on that!!!
Beatles or Rolling Stones like the former a lot, but the latter at their peak are possibly my fave band ever :grandpa:
Radio 1 or Radio 2 I don't listen to either and am basing this on the fact that I liked the former as a teen and the YOUTH still seem to consider me cool (I strongly suspect I'm more of a Radio 2 guy now sigh).
Deadpool or Wolverine NEITHER, bleurgh. Capitalist monstrosities.
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies 'King Lear' 'Hamlet' 'Romeo and Juliet' all literary masterworks imo but also I don't love any of the comedies I know in the same way
RHONY or RHOBH no idea what this means
Chips or roast potatoes but potatoes are God's gift and I will take them in any way shape or form so long as they eventually get inside me.
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone) but I won't fight the point
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone'] although I feel like my accent means that I should really rhyme it with 'phone' but also ew who does that
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race don't watch either; would ordinarily be more inclined to say Eurovision, but their booting Russia whilst celebrating Israel left a sour taste in the mouth for sb who doesn't follow the politics of the show so Drag Race ftw I guess
Dogs or cats EVERY TIME
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits I don't like baked treats full stop (previous choice was a bit of a headscratcher for me too) but raw vegan cakes are very much my thing if they count
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh I haven't ever dared to venture north of the Watford Gap so I'm making assumptions about where I'd fit in best with all four of these cities...
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl if I could I would give you the world

 

[octophone]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi - there's a difference?
McDonalds or Burger King - no thanks
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London) - Brighton
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2 - Radio 4
Deadpool or Wolverine - what?
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies - the comedies aren;t funny, they're just the ones where no-one dies.
RHONY or RHOBH - NWOBHM
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race - fond memories of drunk lockdown rewatches
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins - what kind of pervert would pick raisins???
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

 

[Rachey]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome - I've not been to Rome yet
Blur or Oasis - neither
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones - neither
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine - never seen any of them, but I do like Ryan Reynolds
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies -
RHONY or RHOBH -
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats - Both, but I've always had cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys - neither
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool - need to visit Liverpool to decide
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes -
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

 

[Halli]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway) - Tough!
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH -
Chips or roast potatoes - tough!
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats - tough!
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

 

[Jacques]

Apples or oranges <- based on which I prefer as a juice, as I'm not likely to eat either
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome <- yet to do Rome though
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please <- but new single 'Taste' over either
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl

I am judging anyone who doesn't do cream first when eating a phone

 

[AlgoAlex]

Apples or oranges
Coke or Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King
Indian or Chinese (takeaway)
Paris or Rome
Blur or Oasis
North of the river or south of the river (London)
Beatles or Rolling Stones
Radio 1 or Radio 2
Deadpool or Wolverine
Shakeapeare's tragedies or Shakespeare's comedies
RHONY or RHOBH
Chips or roast potatoes
Jam first then cream or cream first then jam (on scone)
Scone [pronounced 'skon' as in 'gone'] or Scone [pronounced 'scone' as in 'phone']
Eurovision or RuPaul's Drag Race
Dogs or cats
Espresso or Please Please Please
Erasure or Pet Shop Boys
Pain au chocolat or pain aux raisins
Cake or biscuits
Manchester or Liverpool
Glasgow or Edinburgh
Sylvia Plath or Ted hughes
Diamonds or pearls
Would be a happy boy or a girl