This Thursday is Gonna Punish Ya

[RJN]

Is it common in Japan to date for 9 months and not have sex? That seems like a red flag for her

 

[Diddy]

Me too! I'm off work and catching up on my tv shows

are you watching your stories?

I realised that the paid content on the hotel TV has been made FREE as part of some campaign. The western stuff is a bit crap, the porn is all straight, so I’m going to watch GUNDAM

 

[Diddy]

Is it common in Japan to date for 9 months and not have sex? That seems like a red flag for her

more common than in the west, but yeah probably a yellow flag

he’s not an obvious gay though

 

[Diddy]

Anyway I got a good photo out of it

believe it or not there’s a large Statue of Liberty just out of shot too, for… reasons

 

[Zu]

Everyone will be excited and captivated to hear that I got the results of Tuesday's blood test today - the "make an appointment within 2 weeks" instruction received the next day made me think that I almost certainly had something fatal MAIS NON - and I'm advised that I have a 14% chance of dying within the next 10 years

 

[Zu]

In the meantime I shall continue to slay that awful @ButterTart in POTW until I once again realise that it's terrible for my mental health and another disappearance is required

 

[Lucille]

Everyone will be excited and captivated to hear that I got the results of Tuesday's blood test today - the "make an appointment within 2 weeks" instruction received the next day made me think that I almost certainly had something fatal MAIS NON - and I'm advised that I have a 14% chance of dying within the next 10 years

14% is QUITE SPECIFIC!

 

[Zu]

14% is QUITE SPECIFIC!

Yes, that's what I thought

 

[Star]

Appy Burpy @Ag!

 

[Star]

Also just had someone at work with exactly the same name as @Diddy

 

[Diddy]

Also just had someone at work with exactly the same name as @Diddy

maybe it was my dad

probably not though

 

[Soldi]

Everyone will be excited and captivated to hear that I got the results of Tuesday's blood test today - the "make an appointment within 2 weeks" instruction received the next day made me think that I almost certainly had something fatal MAIS NON - and I'm advised that I have a 14% chance of dying within the next 10 years

Well I know who to put in my Moopy death pool next year

(I do hope you are keeping ok though love xx)

 

[COB]

HUGS FOR @Zu 2

 

[Indie]

Everyone will be excited and captivated to hear that I got the results of Tuesday's blood test today - the "make an appointment within 2 weeks" instruction received the next day made me think that I almost certainly had something fatal MAIS NON - and I'm advised that I have a 14% chance of dying within the next 10 years

I could probably give everyone a likely chance of dying over the next ten years with a few basic details.

I say probably, because I can, i just don't want to.

 

[jivafox]

I’ve just been asked if I have CHILDREN

 

[Zu]

I’ve just been asked if I have CHILDREN

Oh I'VE had that before. "I think so, but they've been in the attic so long that I can't remember how many" always goes down well

 

[Zu]

@Ag

BIRTHDAY TITS

 

[ButterTart]

Also just had someone at work with exactly the same name as @Diddy

I’ve always thought Diddy was a name that deserved a comeback. For a while I thought it had died with Ken Dodd.

 

[Tisch]

The mouse is rescued!

Poor thing is probably exhausted and won't last much longer anyway, but at least we have our bedroom back

 

[octophone]

Just had my first hug in over 18 months. It was good.

 

[jyxz]

I don’t think a ‘clinkers cake’ is the nicest name for a cake

 

[Lucille]

SUMMONING @Martha Skidd

 

[Lucille]

This is why we need a MARTHA emoji.

 

[Lucille]

I wonder what the SURPRISE is?!?

 

[Lucille]

SPOILER ALERT: IT’S A TURD.

 

[Soldi]

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I don’t think a ‘clinkers cake’ is the nicest name for a cake

I heard Vasil is a big fan!

 

[Lucille]

How WOULD YOU describe @Martha Skidd?

 

[Generic Account]

Has anyone used the SH24 do it yourself STI tests? I've been fretting all evening because apparently my body doesn't produce blood.

 

[Zu]

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I don’t think a ‘clinkers cake’ is the nicest name for a cake

Oh I don't know

WINNET UP

 

[Marina Salty]

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I don’t think a ‘clinkers cake’ is the nicest name for a cake

 

[octophone]

Oh I don't know

WINNET UP

Add some fresh dangleberries and we're away!

 

[Iguana]

I’ve just been asked if I have CHILDREN

I get asked this by taxi drivers. I guess I'm just of a certain age

 

[RJN]

I was with my sister last week and someone asked if I had “put the ring on it” yet

 

[Marina Salty]

I get asked this by taxi drivers. I guess I'm just of a certain age

Oh yes taxi drivers! I get the are you married? Have you got a wife? a lot by them. Also i've had random children address me in plural (which is the polite way to address elders) and call me sir.

 

[Zu]

I’ve just been asked if I have CHILDREN

The choice of gif here is everything

 

[Iguana]

Oh yes taxi drivers! I get the are you married? Have you got a wife? a lot by them. Also i've had random children address me in plural (which is the polite way to address elders) and call me sir.

An elder! Oh dear!

We volunteer with a children's charity and I once asked one 5 year old girl there how old she thought I was. She looked at me for quite a while and gave it proper consideration, before concluding with authority, "90."

 

[Soldi]

An elder! Oh dear!

We volunteer with a children's charity and I once asked one 5 year old girl there how old she thought I was. She looked at me for quite a while and gave it proper consideration, before concluding with authority, "90."

I can see where she’s coming from.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Taxi drivers never mistake me for straight

 

[Iguana]

I can see where she’s coming from.

It was better when you were banned

 

[Iguana]

@RJN don't think I didn't see you encouraging @Soldi's very rude post