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Ohayo Gozaimasu bitches

well you’re all asleep still probably but I’m on my lunch break eating the grossest convenience store sushi I’ve ever had.

but I’ll fight through the vomit because tonight is the exciting Youtube event, Diddy’s Asian Persuasion. Please join me at 13.00 BST, and bring your flied lice twice :amlife:
 
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I was training a coworker about a thing we need to do, and he somehow managed to shoehorn in some pretty strong anti-woman and antisemitic comments in. :)
 
Morning! Woke up at 5 but is too cold to get myself out of bed yet.
 
I’m yet to go to bed. I’ve been up all night watching scary Youtube videos.
 
It was 9 degrees this morning fuck this shit, it’s still September as far as I’m aware.
 
Nothing says romance like raw poultry on your big day.
 
The trick is to conceal some drugs on your person for the flight.
 
It's that day of the year when I get my big coat out of the understairs cupboard and spend all day silently berating myself for not washing it before I put it away in there last spring.
 
Lucille said:
Christ I was proud of myself for going TEN DAYS.
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To be fair it was a result of pregnancy and breastfeeding. Although I really don't miss it! Pleased it's a screw top bottle as I'm sure it'll take me ages to get through :D
 
Is moopy doing anything tonight? I need a distraction until in half way through the second bottle of merlot.
 
Fuck waiting until 1st October. The heating is on.
 
lolly said:
Is moopy doing anything tonight? I need a distraction until in half way through the second bottle of merlot.
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Exclusive In-Lounge ‘Pin The Tail On The Donkey’ starts at 20:00 in the sling annexe. The twist is that the donkey will be an INVISIBLE POSTER and you have to find them and stick it in. Freshly sharpened nails and hammers will be provided at the door
 
I read that as 'Pin The Tail On The Dooley' first of all and got RATHER TOO EXCITED

I hope I get to STICK IT IN FRANK :disco:

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lolly said:
Fuck waiting until 1st October. The heating is on.
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My mum always had that daft rule. I just put my heating on when I'm cold. It came on itself this morning which proved it was cold so I wore my fleece over my jumper when dog walking, arrived home sweating like a fat bird at a buffet.
 
Floppet said:
My mum always had that daft rule. I just put my heating on when I'm cold. It came on itself this morning which proved it was cold so I wore my fleece over my jumper when dog walking, arrived home sweating like a fat bird at a buffet.
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I don't really have a rule. Other than Mr L talking about turning it on when he's still sitting around the house the last week in September in T shirt and shorts.
 
In honour of todays thread I'm making ramen, even made my own dashi and everything. I've also had some ket, not sure how Japanese that is.
 
lolly said:
I read that as 'Pin The Tail On The Dooley' first of all and got RATHER TOO EXCITED

I hope I get to STICK IT IN FRANK :disco:

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:D The winner does indeed get the opportunity to stick it in Frank so you’d best hope that Lady Luck is shining her torch, but only after the second exciting game of the evening which is the very popular IN-LOUNGE HIDE AND SEEK. I know we had some unfortunate deaths last time thanks to a faulty Breville and high-spin tumble dryer but the fun starts at 21:00 :disco:
 
big ron said:
In honour of todays thread I'm making ramen, even made my own dashi and everything. I've also had some ket, not sure how Japanese that is.
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Japanese choice of drug is speed. well for the five Japanese that do drugs
 
Whilst on the subject of alcohol, I have just made myself a jug of Long Island Iced Tea :disco:
 
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