Thursday’s got an Asda

[Lucille]

I mean REALLY there’s a lovely empty unit next to the BROTHEL on CHATSWORTH RD.

 

[lolly]

Why don't they just KNOCK THROUGH? Better than a vape shop or a BetFred.

 

[Diddy]

The nearest one is at the Angel, is it not? DISGUSTING!

I wonder if I’ll ever see that word again without hearing it an angry Scottish mother’s voice

DESGOSTANN!!!

 

[Zu]

Why don't they just KNOCK THROUGH? Better than a vape shop or a BetFred.

I think they should use the empty unit for a new branch of FANTASY VIDEOS

I mean obviously it would ruin the rustic and wonderfully leafy village ambiance but it would keep the eager beavers quiet and out of the hospital toilets

 

[Tisch]

I just remembered I ordered a £70 pair of SIMPSONS vans the other night and they are on their way /

 

[Lucille]

WHAT A MESS!

 

[big ron]

A olden-days milk bottle with a foil lid! There are swathes of people nowadays who don't know that all you have to do is press gently in the middle of the foil. I get pasteurised orange juice from the shop in those bottles sometimes.

Remember sterilised milk in the really tall bottles with the crown crimp lid? Vile stuff. My gran used it for everything and the thought of the smell and taste of it can still make me gag forty-odd years later.

My nana always had one of those delivered and use it for tea when the normal milk ran out. I imagine a mug of that in a chipped typhoo cup now would have me sobbing.

 

[octophone]

Went out for a walk cos still feeling a bit shitty. Ended up in HMV, scoured their sale and came out with some decent bargains. I'll be properly surprised if they survive into 2021 - full racks of sale stuff, piss cheap, few signs of obvious scavenging.

 

[octophone]

I'm also about to sit down with a vegan Scotch pie. What a world.

 

[Lucille]

piss cheap, few signs of obvious scavenging.

Basically MY HOLE.

 

[octophone]

Basically MY HOLE.

 

[COB]

I can't believe I didn't think to lock down @The Asexual Goose as an account before someone else snapped it up

 

[Lucille]

 

[Tisch]

I can't believe I didn't think to lock down @The Asexual Goose as an account before someone else snapped it up

 

[Rachey]

Hi Moopy.

I had to spend 3 hours of my day off today listening to Mandy in her sales meeting for work. My god her job is dull.

 

[big ron]

@Rachey a 3 hour sales meeting? What are they selling?

 

[Rachey]

@Rachey a 3 hour sales meeting? What are they selling?

Load cells.

 

[ButterTart]

I just remembered I ordered a £70 pair of SIMPSONS vans the other night and they are on their way /

And how drunk were you when these were ordered?

 

[big ron]

A quick google shows that is a mind numbing thing to sell.

 

[Lucille]

Load cells.

 

[big ron]

I think I'd rather be homeless than sell load cells.

 

[ButterTart]

I can't believe I didn't think to lock down @The Asexual Goose as an account before someone else snapped it up

Do you and the goose know each other, then?

 

[big ron]

And how drunk were you when these were ordered?

I had some of these and I thought they were ace.

 

[Lucille]

God Ron really is more STRAIGHT than GAY.

 

[ButterTart]

I had some of these and I thought they were ace.

I get all of my trainers from the ‘chavvy giant’ collection at Sports Direct, so I’ve never clapped eyes on anything so fancy.

 

[Rachey]

A quick google shows that is a mind numbing thing to sell.

Yes it is. It's also mind numbing when she talks to me about it. Or tells me what objects have load cells in them

 

[ButterTart]

A quick google shows that is a mind numbing thing to sell.

You say that, but a cursory Google of ‘load cells rule 34’ brings up some quite harrowing stuff.

 

[ButterTart]

Yes it is. It's also mind numbing when she talks to me about it. Or tells me what objects have load cells in them

According to my Google search, it looks like quite a few people have had a load cell in them.

 

[Lucille]

Yes it is. It's also mind numbing when she talks to me about it. Or tells me what objects have load cells in them

I wish I had a load cell in me.

@Rachey

 

[Tisch]

And how drunk were you when these were ordered?

I can't be sure but I think I was sober! Just delirious from heat.

A quick google shows that is a mind numbing thing to sell.

I thought you meant my shoes! And you... would be right.

 

[ButterTart]

I bought shoes once. Can confirm I was bored shitless throughout.

 

[Tisch]

Used to love going to Clark's with my mum but I feel shortchanged I never got to stand on the electronic foot measurer thing. Mine were always measured with some sort of abacus/pasta measurer type thing.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s SEVENTY FOUR degrees in Valencia. And not the sensible kind, but rather the Celsius kind

 

[big ron]

God Ron really is more STRAIGHT than GAY.

Someone gave me them, if I’m being honest

 

[octophone]

Used to love going to Clark's with my mum but I feel shortchanged I never got to stand on the electronic foot measurer thing. Mine were always measured with some sort of abacus/pasta measurer type thing.

Oh, that's all there was in my day. God knows how many verrucas were passed on due to that plastic piece of shit.

 

[Soldi]

It’s SEVENTY FOUR degrees in Valencia. And not the sensible kind, but rather the Celsius kind

Hun it can’t physically be that hot, the world record is something like 56°C

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hun it can’t physically be that hot, the world record is something like 56°C

Are you currently in Valencia? No. So why are you arguing?

 

[The Asexual Goose]

I can't believe I didn't think to lock down @The Asexual Goose as an account before someone else snapped it up

 

[Soldi]

Are you currently in Valencia? No. So why are you arguing?

Cos it can’t get that hot on the coast of Northern Spain (or indeed anywhere) dear! Don’t tell me you saw it on one of those clocks/temperature readers outside a pharmacy.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Cos it can’t get that hot on the coast of Northern Spain (or indeed anywhere) dear! Don’t tell me you saw it on one of those clocks/temperature readers outside a pharmacy.

I SAW IT ON MY SWEATY SKIN! Stop trying to make me look like a liar!