ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
This liar isn’t even in Valencia, I’ve just seen him up the Asda’s.I SAW IT ON MY SWEATY SKIN! Stop trying to make me look like a liar!
This liar isn’t even in Valencia, I’ve just seen him up the Asda’s.I SAW IT ON MY SWEATY SKIN! Stop trying to make me look like a liar!
I just saw this. This is amazing. I want.I had some of these and I thought they were ace.
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I just saw this. This is amazing. I want.
Are you currently in Valencia? No. So why are you arguing?
I can *feel* DC's hot irritableness in these posts.I SAW IT ON MY SWEATY SKIN! Stop trying to make me look like a liar!

I had converse with gold casettes all over them. No idea where they went.They were great, as I was going through a bit of a bohemian style phase, I loved them.

@Iguana sold them to pay off his £32000000 gambling debts.I had converse with gold casettes all over them. No idea where they went.![]()
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I went out dead hungover at 11 to get a haircut and nearly fainted on my way back. I was so irritated when I got home, my friends probably think I hated the haircut. I think I’m ready to come out of my room now and let them know it was just the heat.I can *feel* DC's hot irritableness in these posts.![]()
I opened a bottle of milk just now. Not a carton, a bottle. I haven't done that for decades. I'd almost forgotten how.
The day is surely downhill from here.
It’s *THE Asda’s.
My next door neighbour always used to say 'th'Aldi'.The correct pronunciation is actually t'Asda. There's no s on the end.
My next door neighbour always used to say 'th'Aldi'.
WANTI had some of these and I thought they were ace.
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You were so nice when you slid into my dm's as well. Psychological TORTURE.Ron's nicer than Tisch's
Sorry Tisch

Nothing wrong with being runner up. They're still beautifulllYou were so nice when you slid into my dm's as well. Psychological TORTURE.![]()

tell moreApparently some drunk woman smashing up windows claimed to live at our address
@Tisch under suspicion
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She also calls the hospital 'th'ospickle', which sounds better than t'ospital does.Not sure why but I also say th'Aldi. Wonder why t'asda is a hard t but th'Aldi's a th. We are weird up north.
That really is all there was to tell! A drunk lady with very blonde hair walking a pomeranian and smashing things up, apparently. She'd said she lived alone at our address with many dogs so when 2 gay gentleman opened the door they knew it couldn't have been the right address...
To be honest @Rita sprang to mind
My flatmate is telling me about all the people he’s killed, is it wrong that I find it really hot?!?
I hope he isn't holding a big knife whilst doing this.My flatmate is telling me about all the people he’s killed, is it wrong that I find it really hot?!?
The fuck.My flatmate is telling me about all the people he’s killed, is it wrong that I find it really hot?!?
My flatmate is telling me about all the people he’s killed, is it wrong that I find it really hot?!?
My flatmate is telling me about all the people he’s killed, is it wrong that I find it really hot?!?

Fuck people, get deleting anything embarrassing. Moopy is going to be used in evidence soon.
Pretty sure we can hire internally.Nothing from Lucille for 12 minutes. We're going to have to advertise for a new slut.
Wasn’t he previously in the army or did I imagine that?