Thursday’s got an Asda

I had some of these and I thought they were ace.

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I just saw this. This is amazing. I want.
 
I can *feel* DC's hot irritableness in these posts. :D
I went out dead hungover at 11 to get a haircut and nearly fainted on my way back. I was so irritated when I got home, my friends probably think I hated the haircut. I think I’m ready to come out of my room now and let them know it was just the heat.
 
I opened a bottle of milk just now. Not a carton, a bottle. I haven't done that for decades. I'd almost forgotten how.

The day is surely downhill from here.

I was wrong. I managed to get my right nipple caught in a portable fan, and it was quite enjoyable.
 
I have just found Cutting It’s full run in Sky Boxsets. FAREWELL MOOPY.
 
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In other news an ex of mine just added me on FB. She's now a beautiful trans woman. I always had my suspicions. So very happy for her.
 
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That really is all there was to tell! A drunk lady with very blonde hair walking a pomeranian and smashing things up, apparently. She'd said she lived alone at our address with many dogs so when 2 gay gentleman opened the door they knew it couldn't have been the right address...

To be honest @Rita sprang to mind
 
That really is all there was to tell! A drunk lady with very blonde hair walking a pomeranian and smashing things up, apparently. She'd said she lived alone at our address with many dogs so when 2 gay gentleman opened the door they knew it couldn't have been the right address...

To be honest @Rita sprang to mind

I have NEVER been blonde.
 
Fuck people, get deleting anything embarrassing. Moopy is going to be used in evidence soon.
 

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