Thursday’s got an Asda

[Zu]

I see that @Lucille has now LOGGED OFF

 

[Zu]

Yes. It was QUITE the change of career.

I expect he wanted to try his hand at beauty after all that murder

 

[Iguana]

I see that @Lucille has now LOGGED OFF

Logged off this mortal coil

 

[Soldi]

Nothing from Lucille for 12 minutes. We're going to have to advertise for a new slut.

Hi

 

[Rita]

Hi

You haven’t had any since MARCH!

NEXT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hi

Says he who's not even had a finger since March.

 

[Lucille]

I see that @Lucille has now LOGGED OFF

I’m alive! He was a paratrooper yes.

 

[Soldi]

Oh fair enough in which case BYE

 

[Rita]

I’m alive! He was a paratrooper yes.

Who has he KILLED? A clay pigeon?

 

[Rita]

I am assuming that is the road this is going down? He is a crimping deerstalker?

 

[Rita]

Which makes me wonder why you get turned on by animal murder?

 

[Rita]

OH SHUT UP RITA.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

An ex was a squaddie who had killed people in the 1st Iraq War. Although he was always quite elusive.

 

[Rita]

Oh. I am UP THE WRONG DREEL yet again. The penny has finally dropped.

Carry on...

 

[Zu]

An ex was a squaddie who had killed people in the 1st Iraq War. Although he was always quite elusive.

This one sounds like he’s gleefully reading from DEATH’S DOSSIER

 

[Rita]

WHY does that make you HOT @Lucille ?

 

[Zu]

Which makes me wonder why you get turned on by animal murder?

NO DARLING it’s PEOPLE MURDER. Everyone loves THAT!

 

[Zu]

However, if the police are reading, I personally don’t

 

[COB]

@Lucille dripping like an egg sandwich at Afghan wedding drone bombing XXX pix

 

[Zu]

@Lucille could you furnish us with more details please, NOT INCLUDING MURDER METHODS IDEALLY

 

[Zu]

Also, post a picture of him with a poll and we can all decide whether he’s a psychopath and / or likely to add you to his list of DEATH CONQUESTS in the next 24 hours

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The thunder and lightning has arrived.

I don’t like it.

 

[Iguana]

The thunder and lightning has arrived.

I don’t like it.

And the rain!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So there is.

 

[Diddy]

That really is all there was to tell! A drunk lady with very blonde hair walking a pomeranian and smashing things up, apparently. She'd said she lived alone at our address with many dogs so when 2 gay gentleman opened the door they knew it couldn't have been the right address...

To be honest @Rita sprang to mind

what WAS @Tisch doing at the time?

 

[Diddy]

Nothing from Lucille for 12 minutes. We're going to have to advertise for a new slut.

I took the “likes” from this post to be expressions of interest

 

[Tisch]

what WAS @Tisch doing at the time?

I was out of the house for unrelated reasons okay? The police seemed okay with that story.

 

[Iguana]

Oh fair enough in which case BYE

@Soldi did you ACTUALLY leave?

 

[Lucille]

He's not allowed back till he's had at LEAST a finger.

He's in Greece for gods sake, you have to practically beat off the waiters and taxi drivers with a SHITTY STICK.

 

[COB]

Hasn't posted since then but was last seen 24 minutes ago. COME 'OME

 

[Iguana]

Hasn't posted since then but was last seen 24 minutes ago. COME 'OME

He's with the lurkers now

 

[Soldi]

@Soldi did you ACTUALLY leave?

NO I DID NOT LEAVE THANK YOU

I’m BACK HOME and have been in a BAD MOOD

 

[Soldi]

He's not allowed back till he's had at LEAST a finger.

He's in Greece for gods sake, you have to practically beat off the waiters and taxi drivers with a SHITTY STICK.

They were all ABOUT SEVENTY where I was

 

[Soldi]

Maybe I SHOULD have a little break if people are worried I’ve left after not posting for only SIX days

 

[big ron]

@Rachey

 

[Lucille]

People are so dramatic, I didn't post for 30 minutes and everyone assumed I was DEAD.

 

[Soldi]

@Rachey

@Rachey hasnt posted since Friday. Obviously been clubbed to death by Rita The Fish.

 

[Iguana]

Maybe I SHOULD have a little break if people are worried I’ve left after not posting for only SIX days

Just missed you love, that's all

 

[Tisch]

Maybe I SHOULD have a little break if people are worried I’ve left after not posting for only SIX days

Go and post about LOVELY knockers with our Zu and Shirl and come back here when it gets too much yeah?

 

[lolly]

Thursday is my Friday. Which cunt bumped this?