Thursday’s sleigh crashes in the Bermuda Triangle

[Tisch]

Perhaps it's a cultural thing, they just all seem to live in each others pockets. They've had people round every night this week. Currently they're roasting a pig in the garden even though it's freezing!

HOPE ITS A VEGAN PIG @MARY

 

[Tisch]

Perhaps it's a cultural thing, they just all seem to live in each others pockets. They've had people round every night this week. Currently they're roasting a pig in the garden even though it's freezing!

They need to go online for some friends like some very unhinged people I know

 

[Nancy]

Currently they're roasting a pig in the garden even though it's freezing!

NOW I’M EVEN MADDER! AND YOU DON’T WANT TO MAKE A VEGAN ANGRY!

WHAT’S THEIR ADDRESS? I’LL GET ON THE PHONE TO THE POLICE MYSELF

 

[RJN]

You just KNOW he’s wanking over the @RJN voice notes in the other thread!

That's disgusting. You'd never catch me doing such a thing. Not least because I've already done that today and need a break.

*Follower count on Insta goes down by one*

 

[Tisch]

Oh my I just TRIPPED OVER THE BIN as I got all afluster

 

[RJN]

Oh my I just TRIPPED OVER THE BIN as I got all afluster

It was only in the middle of recording it that I realized I know how to pronounce tische even less than the British words

 

[Nancy]

Who is spending Christmas Day alone?

CAN WE HAVE A ROLL CALL?

 

[Nancy]

Tell Tishche you’d love to watch him do the washing up naked

 

[Nancy]

Don’t know why that posted twice, but TELL HIM

 

[Soldi]

Hiya hun!

 

[Tisch]

Tell Tishche you’d love to watch him do the washing up naked

Uncomfortable!

(@RJN you know where you can DM me)

 

[Nancy]

Don’t know why that posted twice, but TELL HIM

Oh it’s only there once. But TELL HIM. It’s my Christmas present from me to him.

 

[Tisch]

Who is spending Christmas Day alone?

CAN WE HAVE A ROLL CALL?

That's why we have the lovely dreaded Moopy call! We'll probably just talk about pronunciations of HULME again and you'll regret everything

 

[Nancy]

That's why we have the lovely dreaded Moopy call! We'll probably just talk about pronunciations of HULME again and you'll regret everything

That’s on the 27th .... unless Christmas Day has been moved this year

 

[RJN]

Don’t know why that posted twice, but TELL HIM

Merry Christmas!!

 

[Nancy]

Merry Christmas!!

 

[Tisch]

Merry Christmas!!

Well I don't need any presents tomorrow now, I'm made up for the year!

 

[jivafox]

 

[Lucille]

HAS IGUANA STILL NOT BROUGHT HER MUG DOWN?

 

[Lucille]

Is it common knowledge deers SHED their antlers? I had NO IDEA!

 

[Tisch]

HAS IGUANA STILL NOT BROUGHT HER MUG DOWN?

I BROUGHT IT DOWN FOR HER BUT SHE CURRENTLY HAS ONE SHE'S DRINKING MULLED WINE OUT OF SO LETS SEE

 

[ButterTart]

This is the first time since before I was legally allowed to drink that I'm not going to the pub on Christmas Eve. I don't know what to do with myself

 

[Nancy]

Is it common knowledge deers SHED their antlers? I had NO IDEA!

WHY CAN’T PEOPLE PUT JUST THOSE ON THE WALL INSTEAD OF THE HEAD AS WELL?

 

[Nancy]

OR JUST MAKE A PAPIER MACHE HEAD?

 

[big ron]

There is so much dead pig on my table and I cant eat any of it.

 

[big ron]

That was a real test of my nerve but I didnt fail.

 

[Nancy]

There is so much dead pig on my table and I cant eat any of it.

Can you bury it respectfully in the garden please?

 

[Jark]

10 points for whomever guesses correctly and 20 if it's you

 

[Beverley]

Merry Christmas!!

Say my name too, bitch!

 

[Jark]

I do have a bit of a FROG in my throat there and it tastes of Baileys so pls excuse

 

[big ron]

Can you bury it respectfully in the garden please?

My disgusting family have troffed it

 

[Nancy]

My disgusting family have troffed it

NO BETTER THAN @Star ’s NEIGHBOURS

 

[Rita]

Me and my daughter have been sitting at the bar since 4 and I have got bugger all done, but we decided to get dressed up and get pissed up. First time just us 2 have sat down and had a drink together I think ever, and it has been lovely. The heating is broken in here though so we have blow heaters on.

 

[ButterTart]

10 points for whomever guesses correctly and 20 if it's you

I had no plans to sleep with RJN but I really need those points.

 

[ButterTart]

Me and my daughter have been sitting at the bar since 4 and I have got bugger all done, but we decided to get dressed up and get pissed up. First time just us 2 have sat down and had a drink together I think ever, and it has been lovely. The heating is broken in here though so we have blow heaters on.

What time is Vera coming?

 

[Rita]

What time is Vera coming?

Not until tomorrow darling. Her taxi is ordered for her and her sister for 2pm.

 

[Nancy]

What time is Vera coming?

LAAAAAARVELY!

 

[Nancy]

And that was today’s obscure SHAMEN reference

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@RJN to pronounce my name please too!

 

[Rita]

My son was annoyed as we only had a group of “old ladies” () and Shannon here tomorrow so my daughters boyfriend is now coming over Christmas night which may break the rules slightly, but he is going to stay with us again throughout the next lockdown.